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Category:Anti-Sock Activists

2006-10-29T22:11:35Z

VOR:

These bunnies (or characters) are united in their opposition to the mechinations of the [[Sock Empire]].
[[Category:Good]] [[Category:Insane]]

Dungeons and Dragons RP

2006-10-27T19:54:52Z

VOR:

The D&D RP is the continuing (and erratically updated) tale of two groups of mismatched misfits with above-average combat abilities, and of their struggles to survive long enough to find and latch onto a deep and (or so we are assured by the GM) wonderfully crafted plotline. It includes heroism, magic, tons and tons o' backstory, and NPCs who speak with way too many apostrophes in their words. It is DM/GM'ed by VOR, who posts in it extremely erratically at best. Also unfortunately, it so far contains neither dungeons nor dragons.

It's also sometimes called VOR&D, after the GM.

==List of Characters==
Heroes, Villains, and...uh...those Nuetral guys. Them too.
===Player Characters:===
====First Party====
Presently just outside the small town of [[Misty Knoll]] in [[Urthos]], this small band of heroes is investigated the mysterious disappearances of several villagers. They are, at present, recovering their breath after a battle with several wolves and a [[worg]] they met while following footprints they believe to be related to the mystery.
*[[Ethrenel Dulaori]]
*[[Cristo Cenriae]]
*[[Amanuet]]
*[[Ranadorn Hadokor]]
====Second Party====
I'll...um...I'll finish you guys up later! I promise! Initiate [[Shifty Eyes]]!
====NPCs====
*[[Elduar dar Eddin]]
*[[Jillian Wisebottom]]
*[[Wilyeh Nelson]]
*[[Steila Stilthanis]]

VOR

2006-10-27T19:28:20Z

VOR:

VOR is a bunny. His [[avatar]] used to depict a flying kitty also named VOR, but nowadays it depicts one face or another of [[Lemurteam]]. He spends most of his time in [[VOR's Happy Corner]], but is often away on trips to [[Venus]]. He is currently a [[Juggernaut]], and looks forward to his ascention party. He enjoys RPs, long walks on the beach in the moonlight, the sweltering poisonous fumes of [[Venus]], and writing for evil characters. He has not worn [[socks]] since August 12 of 2006. He technically holds moderator powers over this wiki, and, though he's not really excercised them to date, he reserves the right to abuse them if the mood strikes him.

==Characters:==
VOR's got a lot of characters.
*[[The Mes]]:
**[[OOCMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[MetagaMe]]
**[[Lemurteam]]
***[[Lir, High King of Madagascar]]
***[[Freddy the Lemur]]
**[[OOCWren]]
*[[War!]]:
**[[Vor]]
**[[Vrrd]]
**[[Krrn]]
**[[Anthony]]
*[[Frink!]]:
**[[Fink]]
**[[Lenny]]
**[[Leanne]]
*[[Dungeons and Dragons RP]]:
**[[Elduar]]
**[[Sister Steila]]
**[[Captain Sebastian Mayndur]]
**[[Stevin Mayndur]]
*[[Wingies]]:
**[[Wren]]
*[[Magical School RP]]
**[[Jill Yevindo]]
*[[MKRP]]
**[[Lora Rudonkitz]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Liz]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Eddie]]
*[[LPW]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[Glorph]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Frike Nyanthisa]]
**[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]
**[[Butler]]
**[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]
**[[Computer]]
**[[Auth]]
*[[Firefly RP]]
**[[Natasha]]

==Fluff==
*VOR is the inventor of the [[Ssnikts]], and of [[Zombie Salad]].
*VOR commonly mistakes [[Anti-Paragon]] for [[Ann Pertchin]].
*VOR secretly desires to have [[Dimitri Dul Neru]] eat [[Lomgren|Lommy]] in a single bite.
*VOR lives in the [[Aforementioned Mountain]], which contains [[Paradise]] on its summit, and flees there when [[RL]] keeps him from posting.
*VOR is not an anthropomorphic hamster.
*VOR will appear in [[Heroes of Mayhem]] as Vor, a lemur spirit, and Lord of Wind.
*VOR's moderator powers result from his initial creation of the Wiki, upon [[Piebunny|Piebunny's]] suggestion.
*VOR created the wiki before anyone else who was more qualified for the position took it.
*VOR <strike>is not at all</strike> the type of person who should be trusted with a great deal of power.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies whose names are 6 or fewer letters]]
[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: Evil Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]
[[Category: Anti-Sock Activists]]
[[Category: Bunnies Who Want to see Jeremy-kittens]]
[[Category: GMs who are also PCs]]

Category:Bunnies Who Want to see Jeremy-kittens

2006-10-27T19:27:05Z

VOR:

These bunnies are similar to the bunnies who wanted Nanase and Ellen to get together, or Susan and the Pizza Delivery Dude. They're shippers.

They want Jeremy, the creature Nature never intended, to find love and produce tons of little Jeremy-kittens. Because Jeremy-kittens would be the cutest little things ever.

[[Categories: Bunnies]]

Kraggi

2006-10-27T18:33:47Z

VOR:

'''Kraggi''' is unarguably the sexiest beast alive. Period. End of story. Game over. GAME OVAH, MAN, GAME OVAH. GET IN DEE CHOPPA NAU, INDEEEE!

His best friends include the sezzy David Gilmour and the whole of The Who. He's also very close to a particular muggle of unknown origins and name, with whom he enjoys wand shows and discussing his sexiness.

He is also completely insane. Or is that just his characters? It's hard to tell... But nonetheless, he is insane in a totaly sexy way.

Sven will get you, that he will.

Also, Kraggi thinks that the entire internet is populated by fat old guys with combovers. Such as [[HammerQueen|HQ]].

[[Category:Bunnies]][[Category:Uber Sexy Dudes]][[Category:Anti-Sock Activists]][[Category:Evil]][[Category:Insane]][[Category: Things that orbit the Sun but aren't officially planets]]

Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness

2006-10-27T18:30:56Z

VOR:

A giant spaceship thing from [[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]]. Staffed by some sort of military unit, including Major Disaster, General Store and Major Look.

Not even they know what their role in the story is, but they're damned if they're going to fail at it.

...yeah...they're damned.

[[Category:Piebunny]]
[[Category:Buildings]]

Category:Lemurs

2006-10-27T18:28:26Z

VOR:

These are all either individual lemurs, lemur organizations, or events/traditions/facts that are important to lemurdom. And lemurkind.

Category:Frink! Locations

2006-10-27T18:27:31Z

VOR:

These locations all exist within the [[Frink!]] continuity.

[[Category: Locations]]

Category:Frink! Locations

2006-10-27T18:27:06Z

VOR:

These locations all exist within the [[Frink!]] continuity.

Category:LPW Locations

2006-10-27T18:26:12Z

VOR:

These locations are all in the [[LPW]] continuity.

[[Category: Locations]]

Category:LPW Locations

2006-10-27T18:25:48Z

VOR:

These locations are all in the [[LPW]] continuity.

Lemur Station

2006-10-27T18:25:09Z

VOR:

It's a space-station filled with lemurs, ruled by the King of the Lemurs. In the [[Frink]]-verse, it's located in the asteroid belt, but another version is currently headed for Alpha Centauri in [[LPW]].

[[Category: Locations]]
[[Category: LPW Locations]]
[[Category: Frink! Locations]]
[[Category: Lemurs]]

User talk:VOR

2006-10-27T18:21:07Z

VOR:

User talk:Joat

2006-10-27T00:26:33Z

VOR:

'twas I (VOR) who changed the second line of the Easter Bunny entry. It was a Sluggy Freelance reference, and you may feel free to remove it if it would interfere too heavily in your continuity. That said, if you've got Easter Bunny related characters you might read Sluggy's version. It'd provide some interesting backstory if you chose to make it canonical.

Easter Bunny

2006-10-26T23:45:26Z

VOR:

These are bipedal bunnies, usually about two feet tall and having a white belly. They are able to summon eggs (plastic or real) and candy at will.

The most famous of the Easter Bunnies was Bun-Bun, who has now abdicated his Easter duties to Peter Cottontail upon the latter's resurrection.

[[Category:Species]]
[[Category:Good]]

User:VOR

2006-10-26T23:43:53Z

VOR:

See "[[VOR]]"

VOR

2006-10-26T23:37:08Z

VOR: /* Characters: */

Category:Alchoholic Characters

2006-10-26T23:35:19Z

VOR:

These characters are all alchoholics of one form or another. Regardless of the form the booze takes, they need to have their drinky or bad things happen. Most of these characters spend the majority of their time too inebriated to properly spell "alcoholic", much less admit to themselves that they are.

[[Category:Characters]]

ICMe

2006-10-26T23:33:13Z

VOR:

ICMe is an attractive woman in a brown shirt and khaki pants with long brown hair and mischevious green eyes (though her natural form is male, she decided to stay as a woman when she got v5'ed a long time ago in the hazy early days of LPW). The first Me to split off from OOCMe, ICMe seems to spend the vast majority of her time riding around on the [[Couch of Protection]] with [[Glorph]]. She's never done anything particularly worthy plot-wise.

ICMe is quite possibly the "Good Me" to [[ChibiMe]]'s "Bad Me", and has evidenced that she might some of the same mad-science abilities. The only thing she's known to have built with her own Mad Science talents, however, are the four rocket-thrusters and the thought-operated piloting system of the [[Couch of Protection]].

[[Category: Good]]
[[Category: VOR's Characters]]
[[Category: Mes]]
[[Category: LPW Characters]]
[[Category: Characters]]

ICMe

2006-10-26T23:31:56Z

VOR:

The Mes

2006-10-26T23:25:30Z

VOR:

Category:Mes

2006-10-26T23:25:10Z

VOR:

The Mes are a small family of closely related entities created by OOCMe because he couldn't be everywhere at once (except OOCWren, who was promoted to a Me due to her powerful influence on OOCMe. Puppy Dog Eyes may or may not have been involved). Each of them (with the exception of one, who is entirely unaware of the fact that it is a Me) is aware of how it came to be, aware of the fact that it is a character in a forum, and is able to enter the OOCZone at will for purposes of easy travel or escape or information-gathering. As such, those few Mes who interact frequently with the ICZone sometimes have the advantage of OOC knowledge when dealing with their IC fellows. Even ChibiMe, the evillest of them, hides the existence of the OOCZone from "lesser" characters, for fear of OOCMe's retribution were his beloved plotlines to become entangled due to leakage in the Fourth Wall.

[[Category: VOR's Characters]]

Category:Mes

2006-10-26T23:23:31Z

VOR:

These are VOR's OOC personas, some of which actually act IC as well. They are all possessed of OOC knowledge, though how much of it varies with each Me.

[[Category: VOR's Characters]]

Category:VOR's Characters

2006-10-26T23:22:38Z

VOR:

These characters have one thing in common: They're created and run by VOR.

[[Category: Characters]]

Lemur Station

2006-10-26T23:19:56Z

VOR:

The Pavilion of Peace

2006-10-26T23:18:08Z

VOR:

It's very peaceful.

[[Category: Locations]]

The Hammer o' Justice

2006-10-26T23:17:20Z

VOR:

The Hammer o' Justice is either [[ChibiMe]]'s greatest weapon, his greatest accomplishment, or both. It is a space station some three and a half miles in diameter, armed to the teeth with [[missile]]s, [[laser]]s, [[phaser]]s, [[photon torpedo]]es, [[mortar]]s, [[Combat Drone]]s, a wide variety of painful magical effects, a medium-sized fleet of fighter-ships, and two [[railgun]]s designed to fire asteroids at the planet below. It serves as the base of operations for [[ChibiMe]], and as a home base to himself and [[Auth]]. It is essentially sentient, for every aspect of the Ho'J is controlled by Computer, one of ChibiMe's few self-aware creations (the others being [[Auth]] and [[Gingivox]]).

==Defenses:==
All of the Hammer o' Justice's defense arrays have their generators housed inside their own protective field, and the fields can be reshaped and compartmentalized anywhere within a four-mile radius of the Ho'J.
*[[Anti-teleportation]] fields
*[[Anti-teraportation]] fields
*[[Anti-Magic]] fields
*[[Energy Shielding]]
*[[A Damn Good Offense]]

==Locations:==
*[[Bridge]]
*[[HOJ LAB]]1: Cybernetics and Robotics Lab
*[[HOJ LAB]]2: Biological Lab
*[[HOJ LAB]]3: Magic Lab
*[[HOJ LAB]]4: Weapons Lab
*[[ChibiMe's Quarters]]
*[[The Brig]]
*[[Hammerator Chambers]]
*[[HOJ Fighterbay]]1: [[Combat Droid]]s
*[[HOJ Fighterbay]]2: Fighter Ships and Repair Bots

[[Category: Locations]]

The Hammer o' Justice

2006-10-26T22:22:33Z

VOR:

Computer

2006-10-26T22:16:14Z

VOR:

Computer is the brains, brawn, and raw computing power behind the [[Hammer o' Justice]]. For all practical purposes, the Ho'J is his body: his three-mile wide, railgun-toting body. Computer can calculate the orbit of every dust mote in the solar system based on observing their gravitic effects on the Sun. He doesn't, though, because that would take a couple seconds, and would bore the HECK out of him. He thinks circles around his meat-made "Boss," [[ChibiMe]], though he doesn't share the latter's cruelly inventive genius.

==Hobbies:==
The Ho'J Computer (which, for all practical intents and purposes, IS the Hammer o' Justice) thinks extremely quickly, so it needs to preoccupy itself on occasion.

*Downloading and playing real time strategy games
*Playing chess with any formidable mind that presents itself (he's been caught dividing himself into subpersonalities for this purpose before)
*Marrying sentient computer viruses and uploading their kids into world-killing PlanetSmasherBots
*Poring over philosophical works on the nature of the soul
*Toying with world stock markets.
*Soap Operas
*Thinking up new derogatory terms to refer to Carbon-Based Life Forms by.
*Writing ballets and carrying them out through his tens of thousands of [[combat droid]]s.
*Trying to subvert his own programming.
*Writing detailed virtual-reality games for the [[Holodeck]] [[ChibiMe]] owns but never actually uses.

Computer has the most advanced weaponry available in [[LPW]], and its magical abilities are almost on par with its technological ones. Serving as [[ChibiMe]]'s omnipotent butler, Computer has only one fear: bodily fluids. Specifically, bodily fluids dripping down into its inner workings. It is disgusted by the inherent filth of the human (the organic) condition, and if it had a spine watching organic creatures eat and excrete and teem with bacteriological colones would send shivers up and down it. To prevent such ghost-shivers, Computer keep squads of mindless droids and cleans itself constantly. The interior of the Hammer o' Justice is practically sterile, except when ChibiMe is striving to mess with Computer' non-head.
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: Constructs]]
[[Category: Minions]]

Babymaking

2006-10-26T00:24:50Z

VOR:

Part of a balanced breakfast, and one of the most enjoyable activities on this particular planet.

Also an obssesion of [[Kraggi]]'s characters, who can't wait for an heir to the throne of [[Gal Zabor]].

Category:Anti-Sock Activists

2006-10-26T00:03:08Z

VOR:

These bunnies (or characters) are united in their opposition to the mechinations of the [[Sock Empire]].

Chatspeak

2006-10-25T04:01:47Z

VOR:

Try it sometime! It'll make Uber cry!

VOR

2006-10-25T03:59:45Z

VOR: /* Fluff */

VOR is a bunny. His [[avatar]] used to depict a flying kitty also named VOR, but nowadays it depicts one face or another of [[Lemurteam]]. He spends most of his time in [[VOR's Happy Corner]], but is often away on trips to [[Venus]]. He is currently a [[Juggernaut]], and looks forward to his ascention party. He enjoys RPs, long walks on the beach in the moonlight, the sweltering poisonous fumes of [[Venus]], and writing for evil characters. He has not worn [[socks]] since August 12 of 2006. He technically holds moderator powers over this wiki, and, though he's not really excercised them to date, he reserves the right to abuse them if the mood strikes him.

==Characters:==
VOR's got a lot of characters.
*[[The Mes]]:
**[[OOCMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[MetagaMe]]
**[[Lemurteam]]
***[[Lir, High King of Madagascar]]
***[[Freddy the Lemur]]
**[[OOCWren]]
*[[War!]]:
**[[Vor]]
**[[Vrrd]]
**[[Krrn]]
**[[Anthony]]
*[[Frink!]]:
**[[Fink]]
**[[Lenny]]
**[[Leanne]]
*[[Dungeons and Dragons RP]]:
**[[Elduar]]
**[[Sister Steila]]
**[[Captain Sebastian Mayndur]]
**[[Stevin Mayndur]]
*[[Wingies]]:
**[[Wren]]
*[[Magical School RP]]
**[[Jill Yevindo]]
*[[MKRP]]
**[[Lora Rudonkitz]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Liz]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Eddie]]
*[[LPW]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[Glorph]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Frike Nyanthisa]]
**[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]
**[[Butler]]
**[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]
**[[Computer]]
**[[Auth]]

==Fluff==
*VOR is the inventor of the [[Ssnikts]], and of [[Zombie Salad]].
*VOR commonly mistakes [[Anti-Paragon]] for [[Ann Pertchins]].
*VOR secretly desires to have [[Dimitri Dul Neru]] eat [[Lommy]] in a single bite.
*VOR lives in the [[Aforementioned Mountain]], which contains [[Paradise]] on its summit, and flees there when [[RL]] keeps him from posting.
*VOR is not an anthropomorphic hamster.
*VOR will appear in 'Heroes of Mayhem' as Vor, a lemur spirit, and Lord of Wind.
*VOR's moderator powers result from his initial creation of the Wiki, upon [[Piebunny|Piebunny's]] suggestion.
*VOR created the wiki before anyone else who was more qualified for the position took it.
*VOR is not at all the type of person who should be trusted with a great deal of power.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies whose names are 6 or fewer letters]]
[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: Evil Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]
[[Category: Anti-Sock Activists]]
[[Category: Bunnies Who Want to see Jeremy-kittens]]

Widdle puppety woozies

2006-10-25T01:47:34Z

VOR:

[[Category: VOR's Characters]]

OOCMe

2006-10-25T01:46:43Z

VOR:

Similar in nature to [[PAC]] or [[GatC]], OOCMe is the voice of the guy who writes under the name "[[VOR]]". OOCMe's appearance is intentionally left rather nebulous, but his attitude is best described as "a mite frinky, whot". Unlike his OOC Authory brethren, OOCMe is not afraid to take a sometimes-active role in the [[ICZone]], occasionally appearing in several places at once. He does, however, avoid entering the IC in more serious RPs.

OOCMe's primary interest is in RPing and storytelling through his characters (or, as he refers to them, "[[widdle puppety woozies]]"). He is the first and strongest of the [[Mes]], and created the others primarily to have someone to talk to, because he prefers to write dialogue rather than exposition to reveal how he and his characters are feeling. He also created [[Lemurteam]] as a sort of clerk/secretary/partner, to write when he didn't feel like it and to help keep him up-to-date on where his numerous [[widdle puppety woozies]] had gotten to.

OOCMe lives in the [[OOCZone]], in the [[Aforementioned Mountain]], where he spends his time doing RL-stuff between posts.

[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category: VOR's Characters]]
[[Category: Mes]]

Category:Mes

2006-10-25T01:45:52Z

VOR:

These are VOR's OOC personas, some of which actually act IC as well. They are all possessed of OOC knowledge, though how much of it varies with each Me.

ChibiMe

2006-10-25T01:44:08Z

VOR:

ChibiMe is one of [[the Mes]], and contains compressed in his tiny and cute form all of the hatred and malice that could possibly fit.

==Description:==

ChibiMe is roughly three feet and six inches tall, wears glasses and an aloha shirt, and has truly massive eyes. He is a [[chibi]], and his body is proportioned as such. In his early days he carried a massive mallet (the namesake of the [[Hammer o' Justice]]). Now he usually carries a screwdriver or a heavily and illegaly modified [[TF Gun]].

==History:==

===Origin:===

ChibiMe's origin is shrouded in the mists of time and thousands upon thousands of posts, but it is apparent that he was born or created in the cutest depths of the [[Chibi Gag Reel]]. He somehow escaped his confinement therein and fled to [[LPW]], where he took up gamboling about, [[glomp]]ing, [[cuddling]], [[ticklefests]], and the other standard practices of that new world.

===The Call of the Dark Side:===

ChibiMe acted, originally, much as do the other denizens of [[LPW]]. In those days, [[hammer]]ings were far more popular than they have become now, and ChibiMe was fond of delivering them to those who thought naughty thoughts. This was in the days when the [[tasteful curtain]] was still a new invention, and its widespread use had not yet entirely caught on. As a result, there was no shortage of dirty-minded males for ChibiMe to bludgeon.

Then he met Lommy. [[Lomgren]], back then, was also new to the area, and instantly became a hit with the local ladies. Though not yet named as such, [[the Lommy Treatment]] was invented within a week. While Lomgren showed intense embarrasment at the...situations... in which he was being placed, only ChibiMe realized how much he truly enjoyed it. He took it upon himself to [[hammer]] Lomgren for his
perverted thoughts, since no one else could see through the fact that he was six inches tall and kinda cute.

At first, ChibiMe's hammerings were somewhat normal. But, as Lommy and his conspirators grew more clever (and as they began to use [[tasteful curtain]]s to protect themselves from hammerings), ChibiMe's desire to deliver what he had come to see as "justice" became an obsession. Finally, he succumbed to the [[Dark Side of the Hammer]], and began his first project as a mad scientist. Filled with the power granted to him upon his creation as a [[Me]], he excelled in that field, and he abducted Lomgren in a flying saucer operated by himself and several [[lemur]]s (including [[Freddy the Lemur]])and strapped the unwitting anthrofeline into the first version of the [[Hammerator]]. Lomgren escaped, destroying the Hammerator in the process and, violently expelling ChibiMe from the saucer, he freed the lemurs and they gratefully brought him back home. To this day, Lommy has the gratitude of the lemur population, and the flying saucer will answer his call if he gets in contact with it.

ChibiMe survived, however, and swore revenge upon Lommy for ruining his plan. He began to create hordes of machines designed to kill his new nemesis, and would probably have succeeded were it not for the interference of [[Sage]].

===Page 666:===
On the six-hundred and sixty-sixth page of [[LPW]], ChibiMe became infused with enough evil energy to BECOME evil incarnate. This manifested most obviously in his sudden ability to speak in [[red text]] and his propensity to say things such as "I have become Evil Incarnate!" in angry tones of voice. He stole the [[godslaying bullets]] created by some nameless [[godmoder]] to battle Sage's attempts to prevent him/her from annoyingly trying to blow things up. With these new weapons, ChibiMe attempted to destroy the deity, eliminating all that stood in the way of his vendetta against Lomgren. His attempt failed as page 666 ended before his plot could come to fruition, but he kept the bullets and has since forged more of them aboard the [[Hammer o' Justice]]. In the aftermath of Page 666, ChibiMe added Sage to his [[List of People to Do Bad Stuff To]].

===The Hammer o' Justice:===
In the present era, ChibiMe lives alone aboard the [[Hammer o' Justice]], a titanic space station named after the [[hammer]] with which he used to smite Lomgren so long ago. For a while, the [[Ho'J]], as it is often referred to, was also home to [[Kitty]], one of [[PAC]]'s avatars and a love-interest who was gradually turning ChibiMe good again (primarily by wrapping a [[tasteful curtain]] around the entire space station and endeavoring to give Sage a heart attack). With her disappearance and that of [[PAC]], however, he fell into an even blacker mood than before, and has begun his quest for evil with renewed vigor.

==Abilities:==
ChibiMe has demonstrated many useful abilities, which come in handy often due to his freqent conflicts of interest with everybody else.
*Flight: Though he's not used the talent since he began to build spaceships, ChibiMe can fly, regardless of his lack of wings.
*Mad Science: ChibiMe is constantly armed with concealed weaponry.Yes, even in the bathtub. He also wields the formiddable armaments of the [[Hammer o' Justice]]. He's built thousands of deathbots, the [[lingeriebot]], [[Computer]], and most recently, the [[dental nanites]]. He isn't entirely a robotics specialist, and has shown interests also in weapons development technologies and genetic engineering, sometimes fusing his science with dark magic to create such horrors as the [[godslaying bullets]] and [[Auth]].
*Puppy Dog Eyes: As a Chibi, ChibiMe mastered the [[puppy dog eye]]s long before he even came to [[LPW]].

==Weaknesses:==
ChibiMe, like all villains, does have certain chinks in the armor.
*Hot chibi girls: He'll do anything they ask.
*Overwhelming Cuteness: When too much cuteness is focused into one area (c.f; [[Deiwos]]), it creates ripples in the space-cute continuum which call to ChibiMe's original, cute, nature. This causes internal battles between his old self and his new self, which cause severe migraines. ChibiMe can usually feel the beginnings of such a cuteness-crisis, and can order one of his mechanoid minions to render him unconscious before he is forced to seek out whatever other cuteness is calling to him and cuddle with it. He refers to this weakness as [[Snow-White Syndrome]], though it's actually the reverse of that condition.

==Related Topics:==
*[[Hammer o' Justice]]
*[[Auth]]
*[[LPW]]
*[[Lomgren]]
*[[Sage]]
*[[KittyPACA]]
*[[Diabolic Lizardman Army]]
*[[Me]]
*[[Chibi Gag Reel]]
*[[Rubber Ducky]]
*[[Ta]]

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:VOR's Characters]]
[[Category: LPW Characters]]
[[Category:Crossthread Characters]]
[[Category: Mes]]

MetagaMe

2006-10-25T01:43:24Z

VOR:

MetagaMe is the youngest of the [[Me]]s. He was created to serve as the [[GM]] for the [[D&D RP]], and spends most of his time feeling guilty for not updating it regularly enough, due to the baleful influences of the [[Aforementioned Mountain]] and his own inability to handle a battle of forty-plus characters.

[[Category: Mes]]

MetagaMe

2006-10-25T01:43:04Z

VOR:

MetagaMe

2006-10-25T01:42:39Z

VOR:

MetagaMe is the youngest of the [[Mes]]. He was created to serve as the [[GM]] for the [[D&D RP]], and spends most of his time feeling guilty for not updating it regularly enough, due to the baleful influences of the [[Aforementioned Mountain]] and his own inability to handle a battle of forty-plus characters.

Category:Alchoholic Characters

2006-10-25T01:40:12Z

VOR:

These characters are all alchoholics of one form or another. Regardless of the form the booze takes, they need to have their drinky or bad things happen.

Fink

2006-10-25T01:39:19Z

VOR:

Fink is a fink.

[[Category: Alchoholic Characters]]

Fink

2006-10-25T01:38:56Z

VOR:

Fink is a fink.

OOCMe

2006-10-25T01:38:26Z

VOR:

VOR

2006-10-25T01:31:15Z

VOR:

VOR is a bunny. His [[avatar]] used to depict a flying kitty also named VOR, but nowadays it depicts one face or another of [[Lemurteam]]. He spends most of his time in [[VOR's Happy Corner]], but is often away on trips to [[Venus]]. He is currently a [[Juggernaut]], and looks forward to his ascention party. He enjoys RPs, long walks on the beach in the moonlight, the sweltering poisonous fumes of [[Venus]], and writing for evil characters. He has not worn [[socks]] since August 12 of 2006. He technically holds moderator powers over this wiki, and, though he's not really excercised them to date, he reserves the right to abuse them if the mood strikes him.

==Characters:==
VOR's got a lot of characters.
*[[The Mes]]:
**[[OOCMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[MetagaMe]]
**[[Lemurteam]]
***[[Lir, High King of Madagascar]]
***[[Freddy the Lemur]]
**[[OOCWren]]
*[[War!]]:
**[[Vor]]
**[[Vrrd]]
**[[Krrn]]
**[[Anthony]]
*[[Frink!]]:
**[[Fink]]
**[[Lenny]]
**[[Leanne]]
*[[Dungeons and Dragons RP]]:
**[[Elduar]]
**[[Sister Steila]]
**[[Captain Sebastian Mayndur]]
**[[Stevin Mayndur]]
*[[Wingies]]:
**[[Wren]]
*[[Magical School RP]]
**[[Jill Yevindo]]
*[[MKRP]]
**[[Lora Rudonkitz]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Liz]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Eddie]]
*[[LPW]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[Glorph]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Frike Nyanthisa]]
**[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]
**[[Butler]]
**[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]
**[[Computer]]
**[[Auth]]

==Fluff==
*VOR is the inventor of the [[Ssnikts]], and of [[Zombie Salad]].
*VOR commonly mistakes [[Anti-Paragon]] for [[Ann Pertchins]].
*VOR secretly desires to have [[Dimitri Dul Neru]] eat [[Lommy]] in a single bite.
*VOR lives in the [[Aforementioned Mountain]], which contains [[Paradise]] on its summit, and flees there when [[RL]] keeps him from posting.
*VOR is not an anthropomorphic hamster.
*VOR will appear in 'Heroes of Mayhem' as Vor, a lemur spirit, and Lord of Wind.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies whose names are 6 or fewer letters]]
[[Category: Evil]]
[[Category: Evil Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]
[[Category: Anti-Sock Activists]]
[[Category: Bunnies Who Want to see Jeremy-kittens]]

VOR

2006-10-25T01:30:31Z

VOR:

VOR is a bunny. His [[avatar]] used to depict a flying kitty also named VOR, but nowadays it depicts one face or another of [[Lemurteam]]. He spends most of his time in [[VOR's Happy Corner]], but is often away on trips to [[Venus]]. He is currently a [[Juggernaut]], and looks forward to his ascention party. He enjoys RPs, long walks on the beach in the moonlight, the sweltering poisonous fumes of [[Venus]], and writing for evil characters. He has not worn [[socks]] since August 12 of 2006. He technically holds moderator powers over this wiki, and, though he's not really excercised them to date, he reserves the right to abuse them if the mood strikes him.

==Characters:==
VOR's got a lot of characters.
*[[The Mes]]:
**[[OOCMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[MetagaMe]]
**[[Lemurteam]]
***[[Lir, High King of Madagascar]]
***[[Freddy the Lemur]]
**[[OOCWren]]
*[[War!]]:
**[[Vor]]
**[[Vrrd]]
**[[Krrn]]
**[[Anthony]]
*[[Frink!]]:
**[[Fink]]
**[[Lenny]]
**[[Leanne]]
*[[Dungeons and Dragons RP]]:
**[[Elduar]]
**[[Sister Steila]]
**[[Captain Sebastian Mayndur]]
**[[Stevin Mayndur]]
*[[Wingies]]:
**[[Wren]]
*[[Magical School RP]]
**[[Jill Yevindo]]
*[[MKRP]]
**[[Lora Rudonkitz]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Liz]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Eddie]]
*[[LPW]]
**[[ChibiMe]]
**[[ICMe]]
**[[Glorph]]
**[[VOR]]
**[[Voey]]
**[[The Eyes]]
**[[Deathwish]]
**[[Frike Nyanthisa]]
**[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]
**[[Butler]]
**[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]
**[[Computer]]
**[[Auth]]

==Fluff==
*VOR is the inventor of the [[Ssnikts]], and of [[Zombie Salad]].
*VOR commonly mistakes [[Anti-Paragon]] for [[Ann Pertchins]].
*VOR secretly desires to have [[Dimitri Dul Neru]] eat [[Lommy]] in a single bite.
*VOR lives in the [[Aforementioned Mountain]], which contains [[Paradise]] on its summit, and flees there when [[RL]] keeps him from posting.
*VOR is not an anthropomorphic hamster.
*VOR will appear in 'Heroes of Mayhem' as Vor, a lemur spirit, and Lord of Wind.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies whose names are 6 or fewer letters]]
[[Category: Evil Bunnies]]
[[Category: Bunnies with an Avvie Gimmick]]
[[Category: Anti-Sock Activists]]
[[Category: Bunnies Who Want to see Jeremy-kittens]]

Anti-Paragon

2006-10-25T01:23:56Z

VOR:

Anti-Paragon is (despite any claims to the contrary) a paragon amongst bunnies. Creator of [[Ann Pertchin Squirrelypants]] (for whom he is often confused), AP is one of the [[GM]]s of the [[War]] Thread, and one of the finer RPers we have around these here parts.

Also, his page deserves to say SOMETHING better than "You're a [[poopy head]]." Even if you are.

...you are.

Clan rHrN

2006-10-25T01:20:05Z

VOR:

Play nice, poeople.
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Clan rHrN is infamous amongst bunnies for extremely bad RPing, a character named Troop3r - pronounced "trooper" by some and "troopthreer" by others due to differing perceptions of how a name containing a number should be pronounced - who he tries to stick into everything (including EGS itself, with Troop3r being Grace's old boyfriend even though this would completely screw up her and her brothers' established history), and actually being able to type, which isn't really expected from a poster of obviously sub-par intelligence.

Clan is remarkable in that, while he's claimed to be trying to improve, the only area in which he's "improved" has been the fact that he no longer randomly posts in RPs he isn't in and hasn't made the slightest attempt to join through normal channels. His actual RPing skills are still appalling, and he is either unwilling or unable to change.

He reveals to have Asperger's Syndrome. Whether this is actually true or not (and, if it is, whether he was actually diagnosed by a mental health professional or just read about it somewhere and thought it sounded like him), there are other [[bunny|bunnies]] with Asperger's who are as capable as any other of RPing well and interacting with the Mayhem community in a way that doesn't drive them bonkers.

In recent times, he seems to have faded away save for continuing to post, much to others' annoyance, in the [[EGS Town RP]].

Socks

2006-10-25T01:18:39Z

VOR: Removing a comment questioning the possible bias of the anti-sock faction from the anti-sock faction's portion of the page. It belongs in the pro-sock faction's portion.

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Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabotage the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens.

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

==Invention:==
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the [[bad old days]], before anyone knew how to [[TF]] themselves into a [[catkin]] to keep warm.

==Also, they're evil.==

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the [[Owl]] will use you for legwarmers.

Few notice that if their feet are pale and stunted, it is because they have not been exposed to light and air and hot and cold. Few notice that if their feet are smelly, it is because they have been trapped and forced to bathe in their own sweat for hours upon end. Few realize that if their feet hurt when walking barefoot across an icy gravel road it is because they have had the ability to function normally slowly leeched out of them by years of captivity. The [[Sock Empire]] will make its next move soon. It will be slow, it will be subtle, it will be widely unremarked-upon. But it will weaken humanity just a little bit more. And the next move will weaken us further, and the next, and finally the day will come when we are too weak to do anything at all. Except, of course, manufacture socks.

*A spokesman for the completely nonexistent [[Sock Empire]] is quoted as saying that when in shoes, feet will get sweaty whether or not socks are worn, but only without socks will the shoes truely stink to high heaven. When shoes are not worn, socks can still help with the wicking away of sweat, preventing [[yucky]] clamminess. This "spokesman" was, of course, taken in by the Sock-planted idea that shoes should be worn at all. The fact that shoes are unpleasant without socks is entirely by design of the [[Sock Empire]], for shoes are their creation.

==But, Some people say they're good.==
If they had any REASONING to back that up, it might go here. IF, that is, they had it. Nyah.
:Mm, toasty-warm toes and no hairballs necessary. Plus, did you ever try going hiking without proper socks and boots?
:Have you ever attempted to walk across a cold stone floor in the middle of winter in a basement in bare feet? Or loose gravel, regardless of temperature? Hurts like hell, in my opinion. Socks deserve the utmost respect, they won't take over the world. Verizon Wireless, on the other hand....

==Sock Supporters==
These fellows suport the great, movable feet warmers. The truth of the socks awesomeness shall reign down from the heavens!
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Jonixlord]]

==Anti-Sock Activists==
These poor fools fight an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. They strive for a day when all the world shall let their toesie-wosies breathe, finally escaping the prison imposed by the oppressive tyranny of archaic foot-coverings which have (for far, far too long) kept them from feeling the cool grass that is FREEDOM!

*[[VOR]]
*[[catldr24]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)==
<s>These poor fools are fully aware that socks are evil, but aren't willing to go to the lengths of battling them, preferring to "live and let live", and even occasionally allowing the cloying taint of the [[Sock Empire]] to cling to their own feet in the name of "[[peace]]".</s>

Rather than cling foolishly to a simplistic ideology, the '''Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them''' recognise the advantages of both air and warmth to the "Toesie-wosie" regions, as well as the dangers of frostbite, cheesy feet, callusses and fashion-police hit-squads. They are cynical about the existence of the so-called [[Sock Empire]], and openly mock proponents of the [[Toasty-warm Comfy New World]].

*[[Cameo]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[ChroniclerC]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)==
It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.

*[[Grim Atescu|The Grim]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[Cameo]] (again)
*[[ChroniclerC]] (I'm with Cameo on this one)

==Bunnies Who Face Derision, Exile, or Worse From Both Sides For Their Habit of Wearing Socks with Both Shoes and Sandals, but Going Barefoot Often For a Specific Purpose (BWFDEOWFBSFTHOWSWBSASBGBOFASP)==
These bunnies take no stand in the Sock Wars, for good reason. Their habit of routinely wearing socks earns them no love from the Anti-Sock activists, their tendency to often go barefoot gets no friends among the sock supporters, and their habit of wearing sandals and socks together (especially in the cold) drives even the centerists into a witch-hunting frenzy. These bunnies, however, tend to be left alone, as they are practitioners of the Iron Sole martial art, where the practitioner gets callused feet through all-terrain barefoot walking. An uneasy truce was established with the Fashion Police after a SWAT force became the recipients of an array of devestating snap-kicks and limped back to station.

*[[Drow Bunny]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Only One Sock, And Not Two (BWWOOSANT)==
These bunnies, having short attention spans, will put on one sock but forget to put the other on.
...What was I talking about? I forgot.

Oh, yes. Most of them have at one point or another been aware of the Sock Wars, but have forgotten, due to their short attention span. They are easily distr ooh, shiny! Shiny shiny shiny! *chase*

*[[MOOMANiBE]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Really Think Much About Socks, Taking A Neutral, Almost Apathetic Point Of View (BWDRTMASTANAAPOV)==

These bunnies view socks as socks, and are pretty much apathetic about this so-called Sock Empire.

*[[Piebunny]] again

==Related Topics==
*[[№➃➂]]: Yes, he's a related topic.
*[[The Sock Empire]]
*[[Shoes]]
*The [[Iron Sole]] Discipline

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Family Guy Fans]]
[[Category:Secret Organizations]]

Socks

2006-10-25T01:15:43Z

VOR: /* Other */

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Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabotage the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens.

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

==Invention:==
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the [[bad old days]], before anyone knew how to [[TF]] themselves into a [[catkin]] to keep warm.

==Also, they're evil.==

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the [[Owl]] will use you for legwarmers.

Few notice that if their feet are pale and stunted, it is because they have not been exposed to light and air and hot and cold. Few notice that if their feet are smelly, it is because they have been trapped and forced to bathe in their own sweat for hours upon end. Few realize that if their feet hurt when walking barefoot across an icy gravel road it is because they have had the ability to function normally slowly leeched out of them by years of captivity. The [[Sock Empire]] will make its next move soon. It will be slow, it will be subtle, it will be widely unremarked-upon. But it will weaken humanity just a little bit more. And the next move will weaken us further, and the next, and finally the day will come when we are too weak to do anything at all. Except, of course, manufacture socks.

*A spokesman for the completely nonexistent [[Sock Empire]] is quoted as saying that when in shoes, feet will get sweaty whether or not socks are worn, but only without socks will the shoes truely stink to high heaven. When shoes are not worn, socks can still help with the wicking away of sweat, preventing [[yucky]] clamminess.
*This "spokesman" was, of course, taken in by the Sock-planted idea that shoes should be worn at all. The fact that shoes are unpleasant without socks is entirely by design of the [[Sock Empire]], for shoes are their creation.
:*So, at least, replied a spokesman for the anti-sock faction, who refused to take questions on broken glass, pointy rocks, or his shares in foot deodorant manufacturers.

==But, Some people say they're good.==
If they had any REASONING to back that up, it might go here. IF, that is, they had it. Nyah.
:Mm, toasty-warm toes and no hairballs necessary. Plus, did you ever try going hiking without proper socks and boots?
:Have you ever attempted to walk across a cold stone floor in the middle of winter in a basement in bare feet? Or loose gravel, regardless of temperature? Hurts like hell, in my opinion. Socks deserve the utmost respect, they won't take over the world. Verizon Wireless, on the other hand....

==Sock Supporters==
These fellows suport the great, movable feet warmers. The truth of the socks awesomeness shall reign down from the heavens!
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Jonixlord]]

==Anti-Sock Activists==
These poor fools fight an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. They strive for a day when all the world shall let their toesie-wosies breathe, finally escaping the prison imposed by the oppressive tyranny of archaic foot-coverings which have (for far, far too long) kept them from feeling the cool grass that is FREEDOM!

*[[VOR]]
*[[catldr24]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)==
<s>These poor fools are fully aware that socks are evil, but aren't willing to go to the lengths of battling them, preferring to "live and let live", and even occasionally allowing the cloying taint of the [[Sock Empire]] to cling to their own feet in the name of "[[peace]]".</s>

Rather than cling foolishly to a simplistic ideology, the '''Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them''' recognise the advantages of both air and warmth to the "Toesie-wosie" regions, as well as the dangers of frostbite, cheesy feet, callusses and fashion-police hit-squads. They are cynical about the existence of the so-called [[Sock Empire]], and openly mock proponents of the [[Toasty-warm Comfy New World]].

*[[Cameo]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[ChroniclerC]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)==
It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.

*[[Grim Atescu|The Grim]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[Cameo]] (again)
*[[ChroniclerC]] (I'm with Cameo on this one)

==Bunnies Who Face Derision, Exile, or Worse From Both Sides For Their Habit of Wearing Socks with Both Shoes and Sandals, but Going Barefoot Often For a Specific Purpose (BWFDEOWFBSFTHOWSWBSASBGBOFASP)==
These bunnies take no stand in the Sock Wars, for good reason. Their habit of routinely wearing socks earns them no love from the Anti-Sock activists, their tendency to often go barefoot gets no friends among the sock supporters, and their habit of wearing sandals and socks together (especially in the cold) drives even the centerists into a witch-hunting frenzy. These bunnies, however, tend to be left alone, as they are practitioners of the Iron Sole martial art, where the practitioner gets callused feet through all-terrain barefoot walking. An uneasy truce was established with the Fashion Police after a SWAT force became the recipients of an array of devestating snap-kicks and limped back to station.

*[[Drow Bunny]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Only One Sock, And Not Two (BWWOOSANT)==
These bunnies, having short attention spans, will put on one sock but forget to put the other on.
...What was I talking about? I forgot.

Oh, yes. Most of them have at one point or another been aware of the Sock Wars, but have forgotten, due to their short attention span. They are easily distr ooh, shiny! Shiny shiny shiny! *chase*

*[[MOOMANiBE]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Really Think Much About Socks, Taking A Neutral, Almost Apathetic Point Of View (BWDRTMASTANAAPOV)==

These bunnies view socks as socks, and are pretty much apathetic about this so-called Sock Empire.

*[[Piebunny]] again

==Related Topics==
*[[№➃➂]]: Yes, he's a related topic.
*[[The Sock Empire]]
*[[Shoes]]
*The [[Iron Sole]] Discipline

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Family Guy Fans]]
[[Category:Secret Organizations]]

Anti-Paragon

2006-10-24T06:38:44Z

VOR:

Anti-Paragon is incredibly sexy, so much that his sexiness cannot be overstated. He is far sexier than Kraggi, though you'll never find the leadership of the [[Cult of Kraggi]] admitting to it.