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The Plague of 2006

2007-08-27T01:43:28Z

Lord Ajac: /* TeddVerres */

In the year of our Lord 2006, a young man named [[TeddVerres]] picked up a strange virus from an acquaintance. It immediately sent itself out to all those in his MSN Contacts list, and the Great Keenspot Plague of 2006 began.

The virus quickly spread like wildfire throughout the forums, with many such as [[catldr24]] succumbing to its supremely irritating effects. The flow was stemmed when the good Sir [[Lomgren]] posted the antidote: a good dose of Sophos and Avira.

Some, like [[TingYi]] and [[Grim Atescu]], owned Macs and luckily escaped the plague. Others, like [[Drow Bunny]], were saved by their reclusion and avoidance of IM.

==Experiences==

===Piebunny===

"Well. By curious coincidence, I also picked up the virus from a guy I knew at school. Nonetheless, that didn't make it any less annoying.

The first symptoms were it autosending itself about once every thirty seconds to everyone in my buddies list, then attempting to close the windows. I was forced to sign out.

The next day, my brothers told me the computer wouldn't start at all. Sure enough, whenever I attempted a logon, the computer would invariably go to the Blue Screen of Death. I tried starting the computer in Safe Mode, which worked fine.
I ran several McAfee virus scans, none of which turned up anything. I had to call McAfee itself. I listened to light music for about an hour or so total, interspersed with "Your call is important to us"s and "Our operators are busy"s. Eventually I got on to someone, who sent me an email with standard procedure to remove viruses, which didn't work.

I eventually gave up on McAfee and instead tried Lommy's cure, which has worked fine so far. So far."

===TeddVerres===
I'm sorry to say that, chances are, I was the source of the great Keenspot Plauge. I was simply playing around on the internet when I got a MSN hit from an aquaintance of mine who goes by "Dayne". It asked me if I was in the picture in the link it had. Being of curious nature, I clicked, and thus released the virus into my grandparents computer.

I didn't notice at first, until everyone on my AIM and MSN got pop-ups. And thus, I released the virus unto all people I knew, who in turn spread it to more, until the virus was everywhere.

Fortunetly, it wasn't to bad. I shut down my MSN and AIM so I wouldn't spread the virus anymore, and then all I had to worry about was several annoying pop-ups with an orc smoking a cigar.

I am sad to say I have not yet rid myself of the virus, as I have not been to my grandparents in awhile. I hope that I can return soon, and rid them of this problem before it gets worse.

===ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey===
I remeber The Plague. I got it from TV when I was talking with him about the Omega League RP thread. Probably got it when we were vollying voice messeges during one of the slower parts of the thread.

At first I didn't notice anything, occasionaly my pop-up blocker would let threw a pop-up or to on google and EGS Mayhem, but other than that, nothing. But after a few days, my internet connection got very slow. Not just mine, but my entire families. You see, we share a wireless router and somehow, the virus must have spred itself thru that.

My parents couldn't get their computers on, they had to wipe the hard drive. my sister, on the other hand, just lost her internet conection and all the music she had on her computer. I was lucky. the worst I got was not being able to open MSN at all untill I reinstalled it. Other than that, I just had to wait 5 minutes for a page to load. I'm not sure why, but I seemed to have got off easy, as I was able to rid myself of the virus by rebooting and using AVG Virus Scanner.

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The Crossover Wars

2007-08-27T01:37:43Z

Lord Ajac: /* The Wotch Incident */

==Introduction==

It can be said that good and evil are a matter of perspective, and that measures taken by those defending their land may be just as bad as those taken by the attackers. These two theories were tested to the fullest during the crisis that was the Crossover Wars of 2007, when Bunnies and CRFH Boardies went head to head with an evil the like of which they had never seen before...
 The [[Operation Lagomorph]] comic chronicles some of the action between [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fleet.html FLEET], the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]] and the [[Evil Overlords United|EOU]]'s forces.

==Beginnings==

In early 2007, a band of villains known as the Evil Overlords United, led by the sinister [[Netpoet22|Editor]], launched an attempt to conquer the webcomic universes. Using a technology called DRACO (Dimensional Realities Arcane Crossover Organiser), they subdued world after world in devastating blitzkriegs, leaving the inhabitants reeling. Then one day, EGS appeared on one of their monitors...

==The Arming and the Retreat==

In response to their observations of EGS, the Bunnies in the [[Main Forum]] began arming themselves against an attack from the EOU, believing it to be coming soon. However, the Overlords noticed the arming of the Bunnies and decided that attacking a place geared up for war would be suicide, and seemingly focused their efforts elsewhere. Not for long, however...

==Agent Bunny Comes==

On April 4, 2007, the Overlords sent a spy into the forums, to learn the tactics of the Bunnies and sow dissent. This spy was known as Agent Bunny.
At the same time, a poster named Death Bunny entered the Invasion Thread and signed up for training.
On April 10, Agent Bunny infiltrated a TF gun warehouse and placed DRACO beacons on some of the crates, allowing a stockpile of TF guns to fall into the hands of the EOU.
On April 16, things took a dramatic turn- [[Amon Star]] accused Death Bunny of being the mole. Death Bunny was immediately arrested and put on trial, but found not guilty due to lack of evidence. Many apologised, but several remained unconvinced.
On April 20, a message was sent to travelling webcomic character [[Scale]], whose creators were kidnapped by the EOU. While the bunnies waited for a response, they remained divided and suspicious as to just who Agent Bunny might be...

==The Attack on the Funky Horror and Agent Bunny's Discovery==

On April 24th, the Head Alien launched an assault on the [http://ocd.funkyhorror.net/fhei.html Funky Horror], using Agent Bunny's DRACO beacons to bypass any defences. The assault ended when HA's forces captured several spaceships.
 Meanwhile, things were heating up in the frantic search for Agent Bunny. Finally, on April 27th, Loweko made this post.....
 "Ah, Death Bunny. Found not guilty by a jury of your peers, and so proud of yourself for getting off scot free. A newbie, and therefore one with access to all that bright, shiny equipment because of course EGS took you in and gave you a TF gun... and no doubt you've been hanging around a lot of storage places over the last few weeks. If a newbie wanders around a sensitive area, why, he's clearly just gotten a bit lost. Perfectly understandable.

But it's amazing what a background check will turn up, and my Counterintelligence people have discovered you're not a forumite at all. You're a character from Impy & Avery. A webcomic currently plagued by mysterious forcefield technology.

In other words, no doubt trying to curry favour with your overlords to avoid the invasion of I&A, you're working to give them EGS instead. You're Agent Bunny.

Men? Take him alive ''if it is reasonably practicable.''"
 Death Bunny confessed immediately, and began to fight his way out. A huge battle ensued, with many bunnies injured. However, the victory eventually went to the forces of Bunnydom, Death Bunny just escaping with his life... and a mysterious scrap of paper, which the Overlords were delighted to see...

==Preparations In Mayhem==

The growing crisis was not being ignored in Mayhem. General [[KylenPhylar]] realised that Mayhem needed to be equally defended against attack by the EOU, as it would be EGS' first line of defence. To this end, [[Fort Mayhem]] was set up, and the [[Waffle House]] was requisitioned as the Head Planning Office for the [[EGS Defence Force]]. All these measures were designed to defend against the attack everyone knew was coming, but never quite expected when it did...

==The Battle of Mayhem: War Comes Home==

On May 2, 2007, war broke out on two fronts: in the damaged mall where Anya and Squata had fought, which was invaded by EOU droids, and at the Head Planning Office itself, which the Head Alien attacked directly, abducting all forces stationed there. Bunny forces quickly began fighting back at the Mall, with the first Bunny casualty being General [[Amon Star]], who was warped back to Fort Mayhem for medical attention. After being pushed back, the [[EGS Defence Force]] was able to cordon off the EOU droids and call in an orbital bombardment. The EOU droids eventually retreated to EOU headquarters, the first victory in the Battle of Mayhem. However, [[Ciennas]] was badly damaged in the battle.
Shortly after, droids were spotted in one of the parks. Bunny forces immediately converged on the park, little knowing that a multidimensional attack on a DRACO portal by [[A Fan]] had opened a dimensional rift at the Mall, unleashing horrible Lovecraftian monstrosities there. The rift was eventually sealed thanks to the actions of [[A Fan]], Hidden Sanity and [[Jorlem]].
 The battle at the Park ended when the [[Hammer o' Justice]] bombarded it, reducing it to a smoking crater.
 There was a brief crisis as [[A Fan]], Mal, [[Teleros Fireheart|Teleros]] and [[Jenny Collins]] fought to repair a Tear in space-time at the mall. They succeeded, but were flung to the four points of the compass. Meanwhile, a horde of zombie catgirls had to be defeated.
 With the battle at the mall over, bunnies began heading to the spaceport for the next stage in the battle...

==Fighting Back==
The Head Alien had used the captured ships to attack the [http://drunkenscribblings.comicgenesis.com Drunken Scribblings] webcomic, but ships from FLEET were close behind, engaging the Head Alien's fleet in orbit. Meanwhile, a strike force was set up by [[Anya]] to board the Head Alien's ship and rescue [[Ankhareon]], [[Ajac]], [[Stardrake]] and [[Jstone]], who had been abducted during the attack on the Head Planning Office. A secondary force, consisting of a diverse group of bunnies and many NPCs, was dispatched to re-capture the stolen board vessels, and inadvertently rescued [[Jstone]], [[Stardrake]], and [[Anky]], who had been left on a Fanworks after the Head Alien took Ajac to his flagship.
 It was about this time that Mayhem's first news channel, [[MNCAN]], began broadcasting. Originally transmitting news of the Crossover Wars, it diversified into RPs quite quickly.
 On May 19, over in the Main Forum, Chaos logged [[Scale]] in on one of her creator's accounts. She discovered the forum, and was met warmly by the bunnies therein.
 On May 30, a group of bunnies and characters including [[Amon Star]], [[Cheez]] and [[Ed Bunny]] finally ran into the Head Alien aboard a ship. Head Alien threatened to kill Ajac with some sort of gun, but MolTARE stepped in and, stating that Head Alien looked like "a thing of honour", challenged him to settle the matter the Board way- a game of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game) Mornington Crescent], winner took all. However, it soon reached its endgame when Head Alien managed to name Mornington Crescent. It was then that what is arguably the dirtiest trick in the Wars was pulled- despite being the winner, Head Alien was immediately zapped into something horrible by a TF tank and Ajac retrieved anyway. Though this did help rescue Ajac, an opinion poll by MNCAN on the streets of Mayhem revealed that many citizens could not help but think that this was not the honourable thing to do.
 Head Alien managed to zap himself back to normal with a discarded TF gun, however, he was presumably killed when FLEET fired a massive rock at his ship at one-third lightspeed, which caused it to explode for some reason.
 On July 4, Ajac finally returned to Mayhem, prompting a huge celebration. However, the Wars were far from over...

==Excursions Abroad==

===Liberating Too Many Authors===

On May 24, 2007, the sprite comic [http://www.drunkduck.com/Too_Many_Authors Too Many Authors] was invaded by the EOU. While initially turning down the EGS-DF's assistance, author Littlebeast soon found himself frantically requesting it when shot from behind with a tranq gun by a droid, who then took over his comic and turned TMA into EOU Territory LTNXY.
On June 22, a group of EGS-DF personnel called the [[Bunny Berets]] arrived in TMA and immediately set about trying to free Littlebeast. By June 27, it looked like they had succeeded- however, the "Littlebeast" that seemed to have been rescued turned out to be a droid with an illusion over it.
By July 4, the impostor had been destroyed and Littlebeast was back in control. The TMA characters returned to Fort Mayhem to join in the victory party while plans were made for the full liberation of the comic.
On July 17, the [[Giant Spaceship Thing o' Doomness]], with a combined Bunny/TMA force on board, arrived in a remote area of TMA via Hyper-Quantum Warp-Manifold Drive, and the Bunnies and TMA characters immediately began planning their next move.
The choice was soon wrested from them when buffoonery of the GSToD's staff resulted in the droids entering the ship, and the Alliance forces immediately began fighting back.

===The Wotch Incident===

On the fateful day of Friday the 13th of July, 2007, a group of EOU droids disguised as Bunnies and armed with TF guns attacked the Wotch forums. Although the Wotchers initially believed it was the Bunnies who were to blame, the EGS-DF explained the situation to them and the two forums plus Too Many Authors and the Board launched a joint attack on the Evil Overlords.

==Assault on the Overlords==

On July 18, 2007, the Bunnies at Fort Mayhem received an audio transmission from the EOU, ostensibly calling for a meeting. Smelling a rat, yet curious about what the Overlords could possibly want, Ajac of the EGS-DF, Beastling of TMA and Loweko of the Board entered Keenfans to meet EOU agent Jason Fellback. Saying the EOU and the Alliance had "a mutual interest", Fellback went on to mention an "ally" of theirs who had broken away, taking a highly special item with it, and stated that it would be in their mutual interest to have him stopped. He stated that the forums might be his next target, and offered to sign a peace treaty with the Alliance if they agreed to help stop this rogue agent. When Ajac stated he didn't trust the Overlords, Fellback proposed a meeting at an Alliance-appointed location to further discuss the matter, and requested they send Squato rather than Squata.
After Fellback left, Ajac and the others were told by a droid Fellback had left behind that without Squato, there would be no meeting, and that this was not negotiable. Ajac reluctantly agreed, and Squato was sent to a location proposed by Beastling with a small backup force, just in case.
 Fellback showed up, and the meeting initially seemed to be genuine until Fellback zapped one of the backup force, showing his hand. The meeting was a trap.
 Fellback's forces captured Squato, little knowing that his shirt was in fact a tracker, just in case of this event. The EGS-DF immediately began trying to locate Squato via the tracker and prepared for an assault on the EOU.

 TO BE CONTINUED

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[[Category:Crossover Wars]]

The Sanctuary

2007-08-26T06:45:20Z

Lord Ajac:

Situated at the peak of [[Mount Mayhem]], this Parthenon-esque place bears base reliefs of the History of Mayhem, and contains the greatest treasures of Mayhem.
Mostly. It's also got some old junk, like some old Spear and a ratty old cup, but whatever.
*Looked after by Ku-Ku Kaichu.

Mount Mayhem

2007-08-26T06:36:29Z

Lord Ajac:

The mountain at the center of every mountain range in Mayhem, and the tallest mountain in Mayhem. Have a taller one? Oh, look Mount Mayhem just grew a bit. So there.
*Home of [[Ku-Ku Kaichu]]
**At it's peak, one finds [[The Sanctuary]].

Ku-Ku Kaichu

2007-08-26T06:34:27Z

Lord Ajac:

== Ku-Ku Kaichu ==
Ku-ku Kaichu was a great 21st century Chinese Philosopher. While he he began his life as an average Asian-American man, sometime in his 22nd year of life, he made a sojourn into the Chinese Himalayas, where, with the aid of his laptop and an unlimited access to his favorite webcomics, he attained enlightenment through what he called "The Way of the Storyteller", or "The Way of the Creators". When he attained enlightenment, he was mystically transformed into an Antrhopomorphic Walrus. He claimed that while he was able to change his form at will, he remained in his Walrus shape because he claimed that since this was the form he achieved simultaneously with enlightenment, it had special signifigance to him. Plus he was too lazy to change much.
== Mount Mayhem ==
Kaichu makes his home at the base of [[Mount Mayhem]], where he tends [[The Sanctuary]] on the Mountain's peak. This was also where he taught [[Ajac]] and other pupils.

Ajac

2007-08-26T06:30:28Z

Lord Ajac: /* Current Status */

The guy who said, "You know, I'd love to be in the Mayhem Wiki, but I'm too shy to put myself in. It seems so, you know, forceful, or something."

These days, he's usually found participating in the Crossover Wars, commanding the EGS defense force. So much for Shy.
Author of the [[Bunny Code|Burning Manor Acts]].

== Ajac the Poster ==
Essentially the same as Ajac the Character, only not all pseudo-omnipotent.

== Ajac the Character ==
Little more than what Ajac the Poster would be if he were a pseudo-omnipotent quantum entity.
Comes from Avalon Hall, a pocket dimension connected to ours via a portal in the Internet called MEGASite, created by the Nerd Patricians, of which he is one. Spends little time there, as few do, because it gets a little boring.
Loves interfering in mortal affairs, but helped write the Avalon Hall Laws, including and especially the Law of Non-Interference. As such, he only interferes about as much as a really powerful mortal.
Plus, any more would annoy people.
Ajac himself has explained some of his more unique aspects to [[Dimitri Dul Neru|Dimitri]]:
*"This world is a lesser universe within the metaverse of that world. My species has the ability to find the "core world" of a metaverse, travel there, and then project incarnations of ourselves in "lesser worlds" which are connected to the core. The "me" you see before you is such an incarnation. My true "self" is the commander of the EGS Defense Force. My phsycic link to, heh, myself, allows me to know that he was recently captured during battle. I would have gone to help, but there are, unfortunately, Ancient Laws from Avalon Hall which forbid multiple incarnations in a single plane, as this would make us far too powerful."

=== Current Status ===
*In LPW: Currently supplying a continious march of re-enforcements to [[Fort Mayhem]].
*Serving as the First Among Equals Commander of the [[EGS Defence Force]].
**In [[Fort Mayhem]], has journeyed to the mountains to see his old teacher [[Ku-Ku Kaichu]], and to visit [[The Sanctuary]].

=== Servants, employees, etc. ===
*[[Alatrahazar]] - reformed demon butler.
*Ajac's Narrator - exactly what the name implies.
*General William - Commander of Ajac's Legions. Also from Avalon Hall.

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[[Category: LPW Characters]]
[[Category:Male]]
[[Category:Neutral Good]]

Ku-Ku Kaichu

2007-08-26T06:29:43Z

Lord Ajac:

Ku-ku Kaichu was a great 21st century Chinese Philosopher. While he he began his life as an average Asian-American man, sometime in his 22nd year of life, he made a sojourn into the Chinese Himalayas, where, with the aid of his laptop and an unlimited access to his favorite webcomics, he attained enlightenment through what he called "The Way of the Storyteller", or "The Way of the Creators". When he attained enlightenment, he was mystically transformed into an Antrhopomorphic Walrus. He claimed that while he was able to change his form at will, he remained in his Walrus shape because he claimed that since this was the form he achieved simultaneously with enlightenment, it had special signifigance to him. Plus he was too lazy to change much.

Ajac

2007-08-26T06:28:55Z

Lord Ajac: /* Current Status */

The guy who said, "You know, I'd love to be in the Mayhem Wiki, but I'm too shy to put myself in. It seems so, you know, forceful, or something."

These days, he's usually found participating in the Crossover Wars, commanding the EGS defense force. So much for Shy.
Author of the [[Bunny Code|Burning Manor Acts]].

== Ajac the Poster ==
Essentially the same as Ajac the Character, only not all pseudo-omnipotent.

== Ajac the Character ==
Little more than what Ajac the Poster would be if he were a pseudo-omnipotent quantum entity.
Comes from Avalon Hall, a pocket dimension connected to ours via a portal in the Internet called MEGASite, created by the Nerd Patricians, of which he is one. Spends little time there, as few do, because it gets a little boring.
Loves interfering in mortal affairs, but helped write the Avalon Hall Laws, including and especially the Law of Non-Interference. As such, he only interferes about as much as a really powerful mortal.
Plus, any more would annoy people.
Ajac himself has explained some of his more unique aspects to [[Dimitri Dul Neru|Dimitri]]:
*"This world is a lesser universe within the metaverse of that world. My species has the ability to find the "core world" of a metaverse, travel there, and then project incarnations of ourselves in "lesser worlds" which are connected to the core. The "me" you see before you is such an incarnation. My true "self" is the commander of the EGS Defense Force. My phsycic link to, heh, myself, allows me to know that he was recently captured during battle. I would have gone to help, but there are, unfortunately, Ancient Laws from Avalon Hall which forbid multiple incarnations in a single plane, as this would make us far too powerful."

=== Current Status ===
*In LPW: Currently supplying a continious march of re-enforcements to [[Fort Mayhem]].
*Serving as the First Among Equals Commander of the [[EGS Defence Force]].
**In [[Fort Mayhem]], has journeyed to the mountains to see his old teacher [[Ku-ku Kaichu]], and to visit [[The Sanctuary]].

=== Servants, employees, etc. ===
*[[Alatrahazar]] - reformed demon butler.
*Ajac's Narrator - exactly what the name implies.
*General William - Commander of Ajac's Legions. Also from Avalon Hall.

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: LPW Characters]]
[[Category:Male]]
[[Category:Neutral Good]]