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Socks

2008-05-10T06:07:43Z

Clawlikedragon:

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Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabotage the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens.

"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."

==Invention:==
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the [[bad old days]], before anyone knew how to [[TF]] themselves into a [[catkin]] to keep warm.

==Also, they're evil.==

You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the [[Owl]] will use you for legwarmers.

Few notice that if their feet are pale and stunted, it is because they have not been exposed to light and air and hot and cold. Few notice that if their feet are smelly, it is because they have been trapped and forced to bathe in their own sweat for hours upon end. Few realize that if their feet hurt when walking barefoot across an icy gravel road it is because they have had the ability to function normally slowly leeched out of them by years of captivity. The [[Sock Empire]] will make its next move soon. It will be slow, it will be subtle, it will be widely unremarked-upon. But it will weaken humanity just a little bit more. And the next move will weaken us further, and the next, and finally the day will come when we are too weak to do anything at all. Except, of course, manufacture socks.

==But, Some people say they're good.==
*A spokesman for the completely nonexistent [[Sock Empire]] is quoted as saying that when in shoes, feet will get sweaty whether or not socks are worn, but only without socks will the shoes truly stink to high heaven. When shoes are not worn, socks can still help with the wicking away of sweat, preventing [[yucky]] clamminess.
:*This "spokesman" was, of course, taken in by the Sock-planted idea that shoes should be worn at all. The fact that shoes are unpleasant without socks is entirely by design of the [[Sock Empire]], for shoes are their creation.
::*So, at least, replied a spokesman for the anti-sock faction, who refused to take questions on broken glass, pointy rocks, or his shares in foot deodorant manufacturers.

If they had any REASONING to back that up, it might go here. IF, that is, they had it. Nyah.
:Mm, toasty-warm toes and no hairballs necessary. Plus, did you ever try going hiking without proper socks and boots?
:Have you ever attempted to walk across a cold stone floor in the middle of winter in a basement in bare feet? Or loose gravel, regardless of temperature? Hurts like hell, in my opinion. Socks deserve the utmost respect, they won't take over the world. Verizon Wireless, on the other hand....
::I frequently walk on loose (well, somewhat loose) gravel in bare feet, including hot gravel under the blazing sun at the height of summer. It isn't precisely comfortable, but feet are quite capable of handling it ''if'' used to going about unprotected.

==Sock Supporters==
These fellows support the great, movable feet warmers. The truth of the socks awesomeness shall reign down from the heavens!
*[[TeddVerres]]
*[[Kiloku]]
*[[Jonixlord]]

==Anti-Sock Activists==
These poor fools fight an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. They strive for a day when all the world shall let their toesie-wosies breathe, finally escaping the prison imposed by the oppressive tyranny of archaic foot-coverings which have (for far, far too long) kept them from feeling the cool grass that is FREEDOM!

*[[VOR]]
*[[catldr24]]
*[[Kraggi]]
*[[CPUX]]
*[[Drayco]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)==
<s>These poor fools are fully aware that socks are evil, but aren't willing to go to the lengths of battling them, preferring to "live and let live", and even occasionally allowing the cloying taint of the [[Sock Empire]] to cling to their own feet in the name of "[[peace]]".</s>

Rather than cling foolishly to a simplistic ideology, the '''Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them''' recognise the advantages of both air and warmth to the "Toesie-wosie" regions, as well as the dangers of frostbite, cheesy feet, calluses and fashion-police hit-squads. They are cynical about the existence of the so-called [[Sock Empire]], and openly mock proponents of the [[Toasty-warm Comfy New World]].

*[[Cameo]]
*[[AlmostReadytoFly]]
*[[ChroniclerC]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)==
It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.

*[[Grim Atescu|The Grim]]
*[[OzLionHeart]]
*[[Piebunny]]
*[[Cameo]] (again)
*[[ChroniclerC]] (I'm with Cameo on this one)
*[[IceTigerLily]]
*[[Dekupower]]
*[[Ankhareon]]
*[[Cheez]]

==Bunnies Who Face Derision, Exile, or Worse From Both Sides For Their Habit of Wearing Socks with Both Shoes and Sandals, but Going Barefoot Often For a Specific Purpose (BWFDEOWFBSFTHOWSWBSASBGBOFASP)==
These bunnies take no stand in the Sock Wars, for good reason. Their habit of routinely wearing socks earns them no love from the Anti-Sock activists, their tendency to often go barefoot gets no friends among the sock supporters, and their habit of wearing sandals and socks together (especially in the cold) drives even the centrists into a witch-hunting frenzy ([[Frenzy]] claims no responsibility). These bunnies, however, tend to be left alone, as they are practitioners of the Iron Sole martial art, where the practitioner gets callused feet through all-terrain barefoot walking. An uneasy truce was established with the Fashion Police after a SWAT force became the recipients of an array of devastating snap-kicks and limped back to station.

*[[Drow Bunny]]
*[[Clawlikedragon]]

==Bunnies Who Wear Only One Sock, And Not Two (BWWOOSANT)==
These bunnies, having short attention spans, will put on one sock but forget to put the other on.
...What was I talking about? I forgot.

Oh, yes. Most of them have at one point or another been aware of the Sock Wars, but have forgotten, due to their short attention span. They are easily distr ooh, shiny! Shiny shiny shiny! *chase*

*[[MOOMANiBE]]

==Bunnies Who Don't Really Think Much About Socks, Taking A Neutral, Almost Apathetic Point Of View (BWDRTMASTANAAPOV)==

These bunnies view socks as socks, and are pretty much apathetic about this so-called Sock Empire.

*[[Piebunny]] again
*[[Sanchay]]
*[[A Fan]]

==Related Topics==
*[[№➃➂]]: Yes, he's a related topic.
*[[The Sock Empire]]
*[[Shoes]]
*The [[Iron Sole]] Discipline

[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Objects]]
[[Category:Secret Organizations]]

Clawlikedragon

2007-07-03T09:23:51Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny who has A. A post count that does not reflect the amount of time he has been here B. A tendency to god-mod C. A liking for being good D. A liking for breaking rules and E.A wiki entry

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound, question, shoot or try to enter the dragon will result in bunging with extreme prejudice.

==Characters==

*[[Reef]] (Confirmed to be alive, character for many places, current place unknown)

*[[W.D.]]

*[[Lord Spectre]] (LPW)

*[[Mr. Whim]] (LPW)

*[[Aspect]] (LPW)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]
[[Category: Chaotic Good]]

Lv7 Death

2007-07-03T09:20:30Z

Clawlikedragon:

Lv 7 Death is a Black Magic spell that is effective only to targets who's experience level is 7 or a multiple of 7. The effect of the spell is the instand reduction of the target's HP to 0 or the complete obliteration of the target, depending on circumstance.

Another version of Lv 7 Death is a Death spell taken to the 7th teir of mastery. This, however, is extremely uncontrollable and banned in 45 states.

==Known Users of Lv7 Death==
*[[Kyrio]]
*Although he may previously have had this spell, Lucifer no longer uses this variation, he uses a spell called Lvl death which deals an extra 250 damage if the target's level is a multiple of 6/5/4/3 according to the level of the skill
[[Category:Black Magic]]

Ciennas

2007-01-09T10:00:25Z

Clawlikedragon:

Ciennas is not necesarily a bunny: For one thing, his ears are way too short. For another, he hasn't actually been very active in contributing to the original EGS forum, although he had made a questions thread that enjoyed about two weeks lifetime before being shot down. On second thought, he's a bunny... a very strange, longwinded bunny, but a bunny nonetheless

== Description ==
As a character, Ciennas is an advanced human mimicry robot, currently hanging around in a temporary shutdown in the Keenfans 2.01 RP. He was recently given upgrades from a demigod who was acting out a transformers fantasy at the time. No one is sure as to the extent of what these upgrades did to him, although he's fairly sure he'll be capable of firing energy blasts because of this. He has also incorporated various bits of TF technology into his armor, to improve his enjoyment of his tenure in the Mayhem world.

He also has just crashed (quite literally) into the burning plane crash thread. He blames his appearance on the use of a nuclear cherry bomb somewhere in page six, landing with an armor
destroying crash in page nine. He was sent to investigate the cause of the explosion and to examine any side effects of the explosion.

As a real person, Ciennas prefers to spend his time on RP's and world building. He'd much rather let his posting speak for him though.

He would like to become a writer of stories, however his own lack of attention span may prove to make things difficult.

== Active Characters ==
[[Sebastion]], [[Hyperspace RP]]

[[MFPC Ciennas|Ciennas]] of [[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]]

[[Jessica Crenshaw]] (the Engineer), also of [[The Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread]]

[[Cipher]], [[Cyanide (Metal Gear Solid RP)]]

Dale the White Mage, Gem of Ages

[[Cameron]], Transgenics RP 2.0

===Future tense characters===
Empty. They all started on me.

== Semi-comatose characters ==
Empty. Either I'm playing them or I'm not.

== Characters in Stasis ==
[[Shane]], [[Avatar RP]](Which apparently died on me when I wasn't watching. darn)

[[Keenfans Ciennas|Ciennas]], [[KeenFans RP 2.01]] (described above)

== Inventory ==
A standard Newbie Pack, Containing a dead fish, a six pack of [[unlabeled soda]], a squirrel teddy, a TF gun, a cookie which should by all accounts be stale by now and yet somehow isn't, and an Emu, given to him by Squato.

All of these (Including the emu) can fit into the pack they came with, a stylish bag of Emuholding+8.

==Things that EGS taught me==
*It's common sense to spend as little time in Tedd's house as possible.

*Females can perform and are immune to hammerings, regardless of their natural gender.

*Never transform Susan without being prepared to be transformed into the exact same thing in retaliation.

*Pay Dan five bucks and you control the universe... when Dan's not home.

*Hair dyes cannot withstand transformation.

*NEVER, under any circumstances, introduce squirrel chicks to cotton candy espresso and dance music within five minutes of each other, unless you are prepared to deal with the consequences.

*By the same token, NEVER promise to feed eight teenagers with your own money, especially if you didn't set a spending limit.

*A T-shirt stating 'Human' is capable of fooling almost everyone in the vicinity into thinking you are one.

*By contrast, a hat stating 'Homo sapien' makes them think you are human and gay.

*Physics mean almost nothing when you combine magic users, anime style martial artists, mad scientists, and psychic alien-human hybrids in the same group.

*Goo is highly combustible, to the point of exploding. However, said goo is capable of breathing fire with no ill effects to itself.

*Never assume that the bath houses are unisex.

*Never insult a magic wielder, even if they are a long distance away. Somehow, you just know they will come after you, possibly with fairies.

*It is hard to look tough when you're using fairy powers.

*Physics teachers dislike magic users.

*Glowing is optional, unless you were never aware that you could do it in the first place.

*A demonic duck is an excellent distraction, unless union strikes or frat parties interfere. In which case, random cheesecake will do nicely in a pinch.

*Never kick a hedgehog-human hybrid in the nuts, especially when said hybrid is wielding a chain. Said hybrid is also much faster then you, in accordance with the Sonic effect.

*Cat nip is the ultimate stimulant... when you are using a cat form.

*Flashbacks will always show you the way to safety.

*Cut scenes will occur at random intervals, usually when there is a high chance for cheesecake.

==Thing of the whenever==
i have been roland, beowulf, achilles, gilgamesh; i have been called a
hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes
dim and cold. i am a hero.

she has been nameless since our birth; a constant adversary, caring for
nothing but my ruin, a sword drenched in my blood; forever my greatest
and only love. she is the dark one; the enemy and lover without whom
my very existence would be pathetic and vulgar. her eyes steam and boil
in the night (she is fantastically beautiful yet i cannot stand the sight
of her). our relationship is complex and perhaps eternal.

we met once in the garden, at the beginning of the world and unaware of
our twin destinies (not the garden of Genesis, but another; forgotten,
untended and now choked with weeds, unvisited except for ourselves).
we matched stares across a dry fountain, and i recall her smiling at me
before she devoured the lawn and trees with a translucent blue flame and
tore flagstones from the path and hurled them into the sky screaming my
sins.

our reunions there are epic battles fought without quarter, often in
the dark as the moon is seldom visible and the sun never. i powder a
granite monument in a soundless flash, showering the grass with molten
drops of its gold inlay, sending smoking chips of stone skipping into
the fog. she splinters an ancient oak with a force that takes my
breath and hurls me to the ground. she leaves and i lie in the slow
rain of burning slivers of wood, staring at the low, dark clouds,
craving our next meeting.

-Author unknown.
Kill Your Television, Terminal one, second message. Marathon:Durandal.

Eliwood: AAAAHHH, GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD

[[Category: Bunnies]]

Author-Man

2007-01-09T09:48:25Z

Clawlikedragon:

This guy is crazy. Don't mess with him.

==RPs==

Author-Man is currently GM of Cyanide RP, Heroes and Villains RP V 2.0, and Golden Sun RP. He is signed up to be in [[Miss_Sidhe]]'s Fae RP (tentative title).

==This Section Does Not Exist==

==Other==

*Lives in Qatar, in the Middle East. It is shiney.
*Created the Evilpurpleyoshi, a running gag that no one remembers or cares about except him.
*Has a god complex.
*This bullet left intentionally blank.
*Has had very bad luck with RPs. Don't ask.
*Loves tha Yoshi, tha Moogle, and tha NINJAAAAA!
*Is completely insane

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Insane]]

Author-Man

2007-01-09T09:48:04Z

Clawlikedragon:

This guy is crazy. Don't mess with him.

==RPs==

Author-Man is currently GM of Cyanide RP, Heroes and Villains RP V 2.0, and Golden Sun RP, which he will not let die. He is signed up to be in [[Miss_Sidhe]]'s Fae RP (tentative title).

==This Section Does Not Exist==

==Other==

*Lives in Qatar, in the Middle East. It is shiney.
*Created the Evilpurpleyoshi, a running gag that no one remembers or cares about except him.
*Has a god complex.
*This bullet left intentionally blank.
*Has had very bad luck with RPs. Don't ask.
*Loves tha Yoshi, tha Moogle, and tha NINJAAAAA!
*Is completely insane

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Insane]]

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2007-01-09T07:59:52Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (Clinx) (GM)
*[[Lohti]] (Clazon)
*[[Loztein]] (Util)
*[[Berk]] (Daix)

[[Category: RPs]]

1337

2007-01-09T07:06:59Z

Clawlikedragon:

A corrupted, moronic form of English that replaces some letters with numbers and throws out others altogether. Used by newbies who have spent way too much time on online games, chat rooms, and instant messengers and have yet to learn that one has all the time in the world to fully write out posts in a message board (barring getting ninja'd.)Here is an example of 1337: j00 43r 4 n006, 1 4m 50 /\\/\\u<h 63++3r 7h@n j00, 1 4m 50 pr0, LOL (Translation into recognisable english: You are a person who is very unskillful, I am so much better than you, I am a person who is really skillfull, Laugh out loud). [sarcastic]You can really recognise what it says without the translation [/sarcastic]

[[Category:Insane]]
[[Category:Evil]]

Clawlikedragon

2007-01-09T05:46:03Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny who has A. A post count that does not reflect the amount of time he has been here B. A tendency to god-mod C. A liking for being good D. A liking for breaking rules and E.A wiki entry

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound, question, shoot or try to enter the dragon will result in bunging with extreme prejudice. [[Image:http://img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=avatar1ni1.jpg]]

==Characters==
*[[Clawic]](Dead)

*[[Reef]] (Confirmed to be alive, character for many places, current place unknown)

*[[W.D.]] (Missing)

*[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

*[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

*[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

*[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

*[[Lord Spectre]] (LPW)

*[[Mr. Whim]] (LPW)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]
[[Category: Chaotic Good]]

Clawlikedragon

2007-01-09T05:45:06Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny who has A. A post count that does not reflect the amount of time he has been here B. A tendency to god-mod C. A liking for being good D. A liking for breaking [[Image:http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3919/avatar1ni1.jpg]]rules and E.A wiki entry

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound, question, shoot or try to enter the dragon will result in bunging with extreme prejudice

==Characters==
*[[Clawic]](Dead)

*[[Reef]] (Confirmed to be alive, character for many places, current place unknown)

*[[W.D.]] (Missing)

*[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

*[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

*[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

*[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

*[[Lord Spectre]] (LPW)

*[[Mr. Whim]] (LPW)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]
[[Category: Chaotic Good]]

Clawlikedragon

2007-01-09T05:38:44Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny who has A. A post count that does not reflect the amount of time he has been here B. A tendency to god-mod C. A liking for being good D. A liking for breaking rukes and E.A wiki entry

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound, question, shoot or try to enter the dragon will result in bunging with extreme prejudice

==Characters==
*[[Clawic]](Dead)

*[[Reef]] (Confirmed to be alive, character for many places, current place unknown)

*[[W.D.]] (Missing)

*[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

*[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

*[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

*[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

*[[Lord Spectre]] (LPW)

*[[Mr. Whim]] (LPW)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]
[[Category: Chaotic Good]]

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2007-01-09T03:15:00Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (GM)
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Berk]] (Bio isn't up yet)

[[Category: RPs]]

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2007-01-09T03:14:08Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (GM)
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Berk]] (Bio isn't up yet)

[[Category: Rp]]

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2007-01-09T03:13:28Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (GM)
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Berk]] (Bio isn't up yet)

[[Category: RP]]

Clawlikedragon

2007-01-09T03:10:29Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny who has A. A post count that does not reflect the amount of time he has been here B. A tendency to god-mod C. A liking for being good D. A liking for breaking rukes and E.A wiki entry

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound, question, shoot or try to enter the dragon will result in bunging with extreme prejudice

==Characters==
*[[Clawic]](Dead)

*[[Reef]] (Confirmed to be alive, character for many places, current place unknown)

*[[W.D.]] (Missing)

*[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

*[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

*[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

*[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]
[[Category: Chaotic Good]]

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2007-01-09T01:23:32Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (GM)
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Berk]] (Bio isn't up yet)

Clawlikedragon

2007-01-07T10:43:46Z

Clawlikedragon: /* Avatar */

Clawlikedragon is a bunny, need to know anything else?
(Open to editing, but don't be too crazy please)

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound, question, shoot or try to enter the dragon will result in bunging with extreme prejudice

==Characters==
*[[Clawic]](Presumably dead)

*[[Reef]]

*[[W.D.]] (Missing)

*[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

*[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

*[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

*[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]

Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

2007-01-07T07:49:50Z

Clawlikedragon:

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Wise and powerfull halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Sweet halfing girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]]- [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimentional.
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]]-Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]]-She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.
*[[Warlof]]-The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]]-Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]]-Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[KFPB]]- Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servent of Lord Spectre

== Major Locations ==
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/ChroniclerC/EGS/LPW.png 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] -Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**[[Grimcorp]] - Recently-deposited corporate offices.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
*Elsewhere Castle- A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Last Post Wins!!!!!!!

2007-01-07T07:49:15Z

Clawlikedragon:

Last Post Wins is a thread on Mayhem where a lot of loose RP takes place, and a lot of leadtaking occured in the past. It is one of the older threads, and is also currently the longest on all of KeenSpot by far.

==LPW's Beginnings and a Short History==
Last Post Wins was originally a thread devoted to getting the last post, and thus becoming the winner of the thread. This slowly changed as time passed. A "lead" was introduced, and everyone started trying to get the lead in some fashion. By page 500 or so, loose RPing was interspersed with and also containing lead-taking, and many ways of saying the last poster didn't really have the lead had been invented. False leads, holographic leads, teleporting the lead, finding the lead on the ground where the last poster had dropped it, things like that.

By page 1000, lead-taking had become very rare, and the loose RP had pretty much settled in, with parties, plots, and characters.

At this point in time, only old posters who drop in every once in a while and newbies seem to take the lead, as everyone else is caught up in the loose RPing.

==A Short Summary of the Current LPW==
OK, we've got a pavillion, a hotel, curtains flying left and right, shrunken Lommies, evil Chibis, Gods, Goddesses, whole Pantheons, Epic-Level characters, cross-thread plots, people who've come, left, returned, left again, gone up the creek without a paddle, and turned 'round for nowhere, and a [[Lead]] that may or may not exist.

And that's not even scratching the surface. Oh, and it's called LPW!!! by everyone who's... erm... everyone... yeah. We all call it that. NYEH!

...And I'm going to give LPW!!! a duck, just for being LPW!!!

== Resident/regular characters ==
*[[RLommy]]-The real Lommy.
*[[CLommy2]]-His not-so-evil twin, from [[Carrot..?]]
*[[Lommella]]-His full-sized female version.
*2001- One of the Lommy's love interest, as I recall...can't remember which one, though.
*[[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]]-The aforementioned Evil Chibi. Likes to plot the downfall of Lommy and Sage.
*[[Lemurteam]]-An infinite number of transdimensional lemurs who've developed a hivemind.
*[[ICMe|ICVOR]]-[[VOR]]'s in-game persona. Has been female for a long time. Lives on a rocket-propelled bed and has a sentient pink goo-creature as a lover.
*[[Frike Nyanthisa]]-An evil necromancer who happens to be a loving and devoted husband and father.
*[[Lyse Nyanthisa]]-His wife/familiar.
*[[Butler]]- His butler. It's also his name, though. Butler the butler. Oh, and he's a ghost.
*[[Dimitri Dul Neru]]-An old friend of Frike's. He's a green dragon-turned-Vampire-Lord.
*[[Serendipity|Serendipity (Ser)]]-Has a cozy house in a valley, is quite a softie.
*[[Serenity|Serenity (Seri)]]-Also a softie.
*[[Malachy19|Malachy (Mal)]]-A half-celestial niceguy who's not afraid to break some faces if need be.
*[[Malachy19|Melina (Mel)]]-His sisterish lady.
*[[Dayantis]]-The guy with the thing.
*[[Xena]]-Daughter of Helen and Squato. Destined for great things, if greatness is inheritable.
*[[Peragrin]]-Winged ladies' man. Fond of snuggling, flying, and sayin' hi to Lommy.
*[[HomerNet|Dame HelenNet]]-Winged ladies' man's lady. Wears leather, hurts you if you question her orders.
*[[Squato]]-Impregnated HelenNet. Stops by every now and then to check up on Xena.
*[[Likal Coraer (LPW)|Likal]]- Were-fox explorer, storyteller, and general nice guy.
*[[Kinkallia Coraer| Kinkallia]]- Likal's older sister with an affinity for nature.
*[[Jeremy Lightfoot|Jeremy]]- Wise and powerfull halfling cleric from another multiverse. Creator of [[The Pavilion of Peace|The Pavilion]].
*[[Kepiena Lightfoot|Kepiena]]- Sweet halfing girl with pretty dragon wings. Jeremy's daughter.
*[[Sable Magós|Sable]]- Uber-powerful semi-crazy mage with a specialty in the Lovecraftian Far Realm.
*[[Ta]]- [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/aci.php Warp Aci] bound to [[ChroniclerC]]. Absurdly multi-dimentional.
*[[Joat Delia]]- Is Epic as all-get-out. Fond of crossthread storylines.
*[[Draco Blazer]]- Also Epic. Joat’s best friend and, when need be, sense of logic.
*[[May Cottontail]]- Easter Bunny. Once referred to decapitating an evil dragon as “elegant” (or was it “subtle”?).
*[[Leon Minnis]]- Character of lawful alignment, which is quite a rarity.
*[[Pan]]- Stuffie (whatever that means). Can talk. Not a dragon.
*[[Vincent Vailo]]- Redeemed villain. Epic. Not a dragon, but a damned fine villain before he went soft.
*[[Sevilin]]- Se-vi-lin! Goddess in… not disguise! One of the more inattentive gods.
*[[Joseph]]-Minor god of transformation.
*[[Norri]]-She’s a goddess, but with all her gadgets, she doesn’t need divine magic.
*[[Akiva]]-Cutest thing since our local Jyrras left.

==New Characters==
*[[Rihal]]-Psicrystal.Cute little chunk o' floating shininess. Can talk in your head.
*[[Salmartia]]- Really powerful mage currently visiting Dimitri.
*[[Mr. Fluffles]]- One cooool cat.
*[[Warlof]]-The ball of light in charge of keeping balance in the universe.
*[[Sylver]]-Robotic dog from another forum. He has a soul, but nobody knows why.
*[[FH Joat Delia]]-Mad scientist from another forum. Sylver’s creator.
*[[KFPB]]- Your average Jo (as in Josephine, seeing as she's female) Grim Reaper.
*[[Lord Spectre]] - Lord of Elsewhere Castle, a sane yet benevolent genius
*[[Mr. Whim]] - Servent of Lord Spectre

== Major Locations ==
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/ChroniclerC/EGS/LPW.png 
''Map not to scale.''
*[[The Pavilion of Peace]] -Nothing bad can happen there.
**The Dollhouse- Lommy's House.
*The Beach - now in widespread disuse.
**The LPW Hotel- Also in current disuse.
*The Snowfield - Site of epic snow fights which pit technology against the GODS THEMSELVES!
**The Snowfield Tunnels - A maze-like series of catacombs and caves.
**[[Grimcorp]] - Recently-deposited corporate offices.
*The Dark Forest - Site of serious plotlines and dark dank deep darknesses that eat you.
**Dimitri's Citadel- ...it's a citadel. It's Dimitri's.
*The Romantically Picturesque Mountains
**The Nyanthisa Estate- A massive mansion/tunnel complex/rolling mountainous estate owned by Frike and family.
**The Valley-Nice place, contains Ser's house.
*The Eighth Sea -Connects to every other sea, if you know how to read the stars right.
**The Desert Island Base- Home and nest of [[Shadow]] and his parroty love interest, and their half-breed progeny. Most of whom ARE dragons.
**The Misty Isles- Tropical volcanic island chain. Currently being conquered by Lyse.
***The Former Lair of [[Far Realms Entity, The|The FRE]]- He moved out. This space for rent. Real cheap.
*Outer Space
**[[The Hammer o' Justice]]- Intelligent orbital space station. Home of ChibiMe, and enough weaponry to blow just about anything to just about anywhere.
**[[Lemur Station]]-Currently headed for Alpha Centauri. Home of King Lir of the lemurs and some of Lemurteam's favorite appendages.
**Sky's Nest-It's on the moon. Home of Sky (DRAGON!) and VOR (flying kitty) and their eggs.
**[[The Evil Lair of Evil]]- Home of Voey, VOR's evil twin sister, and the REUs. It's on Europa.
**[[The Vile Lair of Evil]]- Home of Saturn, Voey's draconic evil love interest.
**[[The Good Lair of Good]]- Home of Eddy/Eddie, Voey's other good twin brother. He's not a dragon.
**[[Uranus]]- It's pretty big, even compared to major planetary bodies. And it's always been a bit gassy fer my tastes.
**Elsewhere Castle- A castle that's always elsewhere when trouble knocks, or tries to bash down the door.

[[Category:Things With RPing In Them]]

Clawlikedragon

2007-01-01T09:09:42Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny, need to know anything else?
(Open to editing, but don't be too crazy please)

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound
==Characters==
*[[Clawic]](Presumably dead)

*[[Reef]]

*[[W.D.]] (Missing)

*[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

*[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

*[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

*[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

[[Category: Bunnies]]
[[Category: Male]]

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2006-12-31T09:50:58Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who have said they are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (GM)
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Berk]] (Bio isn't up yet)

Fire Emblem 7 RP

2006-12-31T09:49:39Z

Clawlikedragon:

==Story Line==
The RP is set 2 years after the defeat of the dragon and nergal, a war is brewing between Bern and Etruria, over the great tactician, Mark. Little do either know, Mark disappeared straight after the battle between Eliwood's group and Nerigal. As these countries prepare for war, Lord Eliwood of pherae hires a band of mercenary to find his friend, before he gets caught up in the war, they will be acompanied by some of his knights. Whilst this is happening, a mysterious group is gathering members, their objective is unknown, but it can't be good. You play one of the Mercenaries hired, or a knight (a lower levelled knight). You may not play one of the characters from the actualy game. You will travel around the land, searching for the Tactician, although once he is found, this will not be the end of your quest, for on the winds, blows the signs of evil (cliche no?)- Explaination from RP discussion/sign-up page

==People who have said they are playing==
*[[Clawlikedragon]] (Gp)
*[[Lohti]]
*[[Loztein]]
*[[Berk]] (Bio isn't up yet)

Clawlikedragon

2006-12-31T09:32:03Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon

2006-12-31T09:31:13Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny, need to know anything else?
(Open to editing, but don't be too crazy please)

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound
==Characters==
[[Clawic]](Presumably dead)

[[Reef]]
[[W.D.]] (Missing)

[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

[[Sparx]] (Moperville)

[[Category: Bunnies]]

Moperville RP 2.0

2006-12-31T09:30:31Z

Clawlikedragon:

==About==
This RP is about a set of characters living there own story in generaly the same world as EGS is based

==Characters==
*[[Wally]]
*[[Zerras]]
*[[Drayco]]
*[[Neko]]
*[[Rose]]
*[[Nerigal]]
*[[Jess]]
*[[Sparx]]

[[Category:RPs]]

Clawlikedragon

2006-12-31T09:29:36Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny, need to know anything else?
(Open to editing, but don't be too crazy please)

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound
==Characters==
[[Clawic]](Presumably dead)

[[Reef]]
[[W.D.]] (Missing)

[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)

[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)

[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)

[[Claude D.'Sparx' Ragunfli]] (Moperville)

[[Category: Bunnies]]

Clawlikedragon

2006-12-31T09:29:01Z

Clawlikedragon:

Clawlikedragon is a bunny, need to know anything else?
(Open to editing, but don't be too crazy please)

==Avatar==
Clawlikedragon's avatar is the dragon from gunbound
==Characters==
[[Clawic]](Presumably dead)
[[Reef]]
[[W.D.]] (Missing)
[[Claude]] (Inside the earth) (Keenspot)
[[Agemin]] (Fae RP)
[[Allan Mern]] (Dreamscape RP)
[[Claude D.'Sparx' Ragunfli]] (Moperville)

[[Category: Bunnies]]