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Mayhem SIAFR

2009-06-15T01:38:58Z

Cheez:

The reboot of [[Mayhem: It's All For Real]], with a new GM, namely [[SleepyOrigami]].

== Players ==
*SleepyOrigami as Sleepy the Paper Owl (and Origami the catgirl)
*[[OzLionHeart]] as [[KF-Oz]]
*[[Anti-Paragon]] as [[Ann Pertchin]]
*[[Grim Atescu]] as Grim
*[[Helseth]] as Helseth
*[[kgirl1992]] as Kay (plus fairy muse Krissy)
*[[Atashi-Cloud]] as Thomas the FNK (plus [[Jodi]] and Kinno as muses)
*[[Kum-El]] as Staranos
*[[Mandros]] as Mandros (plus Cid)
*[[theopenandclosedbook]] as Jack
*[[Yun]] as Yun (plus Pai, Sariya, and Kasumi)
*BumRussianElvis as Elvis/Nakamura Vasoo (plus the Barkeep and Odger the Butler)
*[[BinaryWraith]] as Wraith
*[[Piane]] as 'Volke'
*[[Cheez]] as [http://editthis.info/cheezs_wiki/Cheezkyrie/Nihtkyrie Cheezkyrie] (links to bio outside this wiki)
[[Category:RPs]]

Cheez

2009-05-01T20:19:54Z

Cheez:

Please note: Information contained on this page is likely to be highly out of date, as Cheez stopped caring about it long ago.

'''Cheez''' the poster is a bunny from Reading, England, but currently living in Swansea, Wales (Due to studying at the university there) He is into TF and TG, and has a Yahoo group dedicated to these (but mainly TG). He also has ideas for 2 webcomics, but lacks the artistic talent to actually draw them.

'''Cheez''' the character has no TF capabilities other than that given him by his trusty TF gun and Brightsuit. He's made the default setting in these [http://i31.tinypic.com/11gr4b9.png Deathclaw V3], because they're cool and having giant teeth and claws and thick, armour-like hide is very useful, especially in the various [[EGS Defence Force|EGS defence]] threads.

Saric Krass said this about Cheez:
"Please don't encourage him. Giving Cheez points is like feeding the animals at the zoo, it's both fun and a really bad idea. He might even do something Cheez-like if you do it to much.

<nowiki>*Shudders*"</nowiki>
==Avatar==
My previous avatar:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2648/merryxmassm7.png

My current one:

http://i15.tinypic.com/6p6y1s0.jpg

== RP Characters ==

In the [[Zombies! RP]]:
[[Kaleb Swift]]

In [[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] RP: [[Joseph Molov]]

In the [[Zealot's Impasse RP]] (Sequel to K-Site): [[Ana Saker]]

In the [[Villains RP]]: [[Jared Brown]]

In the Free for all Fantasy RP: [[Cheez's characters in the Free for all Fantasy RP]]

In the [[A Cursed Few]] RP: [[Tatiana Ivanov]]

In the [[Davian Civil War RP]]: [[Rufus 'Ox' Isaac]]

In the [[Nest RP]]: [[Michael "Mike" Suidae]]

In [[The World We Live In | The World RP]]: [[Cruach]]

In the [[BioNode RP]]: [[Eddie Way]]

[[The Golemetrist]]

[[The Avocadoes]]

Cheez is also the GM for the [[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] and obviously has a character in it. Follow the link to the RP to read about him. He's also GM for the [[Outbreak RP]]

== Crossover/Forum Wars ==

As well as having Cheez (the character) as a member of the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]], Cheez is the creator of [[The Organisation]], a Feminazi group who have allied themselves with [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] and, by extension, the [[Evil Overlords United]]. He also created the [[Mayhem People's liberation Front]], a group of 'freedom fighters' opposed to the government Ajac and the rest of the DF is trying to form and the civillian casualties the wars have caused.

== Muses ==

His sanity, reason, logic, ETC is represented by a goblin called Nihtgenga, who is also the reason why he likes vikings, the Norse, ETC. His hatred, violence and aggression are represented by a small suit of black, red-glowing armour called Hyksos. No one likes him. Insanity, randomness, ETC is represented by 'Thing', a vaguely humanoid (usually) thing whose form is constantly changing. All three are usually small enough to stand on someone's shoulder but if one is indulged more than the others, it will grow while its opposite will shrink. Activity outside Cheez's head has also been known to let them grow, but without oppositional shrinkage.

There is a veritable jamboree of other muses, but these haven't seen fit to leave his head yet.

Currently, IC Cheez is unaware of the fact that he has muses.

==Inventory==

His current inventory is:
*1 Brightsuit-2 with nanite coating for use of claws and jaws (worn)^
*1 cerebro-cortical implant (Implanted into brain. Allows better control of brightsuit.)
*1 FLEET skinsuit, modified with Uryuom fabric tech (used as a spare for the Brightsuit)^^
*1 consecrated hydrogen particle beam rifle
*1 Bunny Berets beret (worn)
*1 ID Badge (worn)
*1 Low-output Electrolaser Stunner w/holster
*3 Vouchers redeemable for uniform, 1 Voucher redeemable for combat equipment
*1 set of TDF combat armour
*1 Multi-function Communications device
*a radio watch
*a forcefield generator
*a handful of confetti
*a mugful of glass beads
*a TF-grenade
*a dead fish
*a TF gun
*MAH BREN GUN! (A modified Bren Gun.)
*A squirrel teddy
*an Elliot plushie
*a can of lead paint (half full)
*4 cans of unlabelled soda
*2 shiny hubcaps
*a cracker
*part of Death Bunny's small intestine
*a solid cube of gas
*a pair of cracker-coloured sunglasses
*a dissassembled Flak 88 antiaircraft/tank gun
*An ammunition replicator set to 88mm antiaircraft shells
*the symbol for mercury (I found the snowman!)
*A bottle full of the ultimate weapon- CILLIT BANG!!!
*1 carrot
*1 mini-squirel
*An Infinite Scroll of Doom-Ish
*A chrome bumper
*Several bottles of 'Glowing Boomshine'
*A mini-shrubbery
*An unmarked pack of what could be gum
*A jar of blood and small bits of flesh, 'donated' by [[Arkan]]
*At least one greep (a weird looking animal that looks kind of like a frog with fly eyes, a tail and fangs, the size of a medium sized dog.), probably several. called Mawk.
*One [http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4567/anj127mjolnirclassfrigabi4.png AN-J127 Mjolnir class frigate.] 9Unable to take out of inventory unless either the pouch is enlarged, the ship shrunk or a secondary, larger, opening made.
*a pouch with pocket-dimension technology to put them all in.

^The suit can change it's appearance to whatever you want.
Internal and external TF emmiters-
The internal one will automatically turn you to normal form if you get zapped into a form that cannot fight, and you can also use the implant to have it zap you with a specific form.
The external ones are in the palms of the hands, and again use your implant to select a form to blast others with.
Suit has some armour capabilities and can prevent user death due to pressure (EG in space)

^^The suit has armour and memetic defences as well as Uryuom fabric tech. No built-in TF gun, though.

==Weekly music link==

In Cheez's signature, there is a link called 'Music link of the week!'. Surprisingly, it's a link to a piece of music he likes, changed roughly every week unless he forgets, doesn't have time or is otherwise unable to. They are usually on YouTube or some similar site. Please note that they may contain swearing or violence in the videos and the music itself. While Cheez tries to post the best video he can find for the song, sound quality is always top priority and many songs simply don't have good videos available, so while the music itself is good (In Cheez's opinion), the music videos will sometimes suck.

This feature was deemed too much hassle and replaced by a link to a random thing that chanmges whenever the hell Cheez feels like it.

== Fluff ==

*He is a loyal member of the [[EGS Defence Force]], and has the honour of seriously wounding Agent Bunny. He was almost killed at the Battles of the Mall and the Park and was wounded in the assault on the EOU headquarters. He was also killed in the effort to recapture Too Many Authors. He is currently a Captain, and has been described as a 'bloodthirsty lunatic'.

*He sometimes greets newbies, and gives them shiny hubcaps and cans of mackerel. He also gives half eaten cheese sandwiches, gas masks, solid cubes of gas and glass bottles, among other things. Sometimes, he gives rulers. Not rulers as in a straight edged piece of stationary used for measuring stuff, but former leaders of countries. This happens very rarely (So far he's only given out 4). He has no idea where they come from, they just turn up in his pouch.

*For birthdays and deityhoods, he gives diamond-studded hubcaps.

*His name is often misspelled by other posters- usually this means he gets called 'Cheeze' and sometimes even 'cheese'. I AM NOT A DAIRY PRODUCT! He doesn't really mind the former, but the latter gets him a bit angry and paranoid- he's had some bad experiences on the CRFH forum where people did mistake him for cheese.

*He's the Earl of Sandwiches in [[Kraggi]]'s court.

*His favourite snack food is the Cornish Pasty.

*He's also [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s minion.

*Engaged in a deathmatch with [[MDM]]: The fight ended in a stalemate because Lomgren and some others started whining about it.

*Allied with [[Britonia]] in its war against [[Moritania]].

== What the other bunnies think of me ==

Yeah. Got the idea for this from Burningblood(who is awesome) who got it from someone else. Basically, you guys say what you think of me.

* *Glomps* you needed someone to say something to you [[User:Kgirl1992|Kgirl1992]] 15:57, 12 July 2007 (EDT) *hugs back* Muchos thankyous- Cheez

*Meh, he's allright. A loyal Minion at least...: [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]
[[Category:Bunnies]]

*Great guy. Really great guy -[[cidhighwind767]]

*He's cool and stuff. And he helped rescue me. That counts for something. -[[LittleBeast]]

*Usually the first to tell me when I've messed up a slay post, great guy. --[[User:Yreomyr|Yreomyr]] 06:31, 29 December 2007 (EST)

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:EGS Defence Force]]
[[Category:Male]]

Deities of Mayhem

2009-05-01T20:17:12Z

Cheez:

Those Mayhemites who have ascended to a higher plane of existence.
*[[TingYi]]-Goddess of Mayhem 
*[[Anti-Paragon]]-Knight of Mayhem 
*[[Malachy19]] 
*[[Squato]] 
*[[Sven8705]] 
*[[Kraggi]] 
*[[Cameo]] 
*[[Atashi-Cloud]] 
*[[Kalga]] 
*[[Cheez]]-Deity of I Forget What It Was I Claimed. 
*[[Kum-El]] 
*[[Lomgren]] 
*[[Grim Atescu]] 
*[[VOR]] 
*[[Drayco]] 
*[[Davecom3]] 
*[[10.0.0.1]] 
*[[PixelHead777]] 
*[[ChroniclerC]]-Deity of Lore, Weres, and Hats 
*[[BumRussianElvis]]

Moritania-Britonia War

2009-01-22T02:06:47Z

Cheez: /* Moritania goes on the offensive */

The war between [[Moritania]] and [[Britonia]], which broke out in [[carrot..?]]

== The Early War ==

The war began when [[Cheez]] and [[MDM]] had a somewhat-fake argument about the proper name of OOctavian the OOC AI; MDM referring to him by his proper moniker and Cheez calling him "Whatsisname the OOC AI". [[Theopenandclosedbook]] subsequently declared war on MDM as the Proud Nation of Britonia for no reason whatsoever. Moritania promptly responded with its own declaration of war for "insulting its glorious leader! Read all about it!" Britonia fired a 'Top Hat Rocket' which hit an empty plain in the heart of Moritania's Earldom of Greater Saskatchewan. The Moritanian Navy was mobilized as a result of this action. At this point, [[Kgirl1992]] came in and complained a little, something along the lines of 'this is geting really anoying guys', but quick thinking on the part of MDM placated her.

Immediately afterwards, the Kingdom of [http://editthis.info/cheezs_wiki/Nation-_the_Kingdom_of_Hyksos Hyksos], ruled by Cheez, contacted both nations with the message that their services were open to the highest bidder. MDM was in German class at the time, so Book bid '2 crumpets and a top hat. And a monocool.' According to Cheez, "That won't pay for a single squad. Higher please. Payment is accepted in gold bullion, raw materials or prisoners." Book replied immediately with "Hmmm, well. Fire the gold bomb!
RandomMan: Are you crazy? Lord British: Yes I am, ok, sends it by mail then, second class to save money. *Sens enough gold to hire Cheez's kingdom*" And thus was Hyksos' military hired by Britonia.

Cheez deployed the Hyksos Navy to counter the Moritanians. Soon enough, the Moritanian First Fleet appeared at the extreme edge of the firing range of the Hyksos Navy. Also at this time, Moritania's army was being mobilized. Hyksos deployed several recon planes to spy on the Moritanian mobilization, but these were quickly attacked by a vigilant Moritanian Air Force squadron. All of the recon planes and one of the Moritanian fighters were shot down. At sea, two Moritanian merchant ships carrying twice the amount of gold that Britonia had paid began transferring it to a Hyksos warship under the watchful eye of three Moritanian battlecruisers that had escorted them. Once the gold was transferred, the Hyksos ship attempted to get the Moritanian vessels to surrender by training its guns on them. The Moritanian battlecruisers promptly trained their guns on the Hyksos warship.

The Hyksos ship opened fire on the Moritanian warships, as did several submarines. The Moritanians returned fire and the merchant ships retreated to the safety of the First Fleet. One of the Moritanian battlecruisers sank after taking a torpedo, but the rest retreated safely. The Hyksosian submarines followed the Moritanian ships, but were scared off by Moritanian destroyers.

== Moritania goes on the offensive ==

The Moritanian Navy dispatched Carrier Task Force Lusitanca to Beta Station, also known as the western coast of Britonia. It was met by a hyksos carrier group which attacked it with fighter planes and antiship missiles.

2007-11-21T09:19:08Z

Cheez:

[[Cheez]]'s character for the [[BioNode RP]].

'''Name:''' Eddie Way
'''Age:''' 25
'''Height:''' 5'7''
'''Occupation:''' Security grunt

'''Appearance:''' Asian. Has short black hair and relatively dark skin. Athletic build. Wears standard security uniform. Always very neat and tidy.

'''Personality:''' Quite serious most of the time, rarely making jokes and evern more rarely getting the ones he's told. Has a strong sense of duty and can be very stubborn. Woe betide you if he catches you without a security pass. Has proved himself to cope well under pressure in previous jobs.

'''Skills:''' Is a decent shot using small arms and has some knowledge of martial arts (Note- I don't so if he's accepted and I have him do an impossible or stupid move, please tell me and I'll edit.). Has received basic first aid and crisis aversion* training.

'''History:''' A 3rd generation Chinese immigrant, he's lived in [country where this is set] all his life. His parents were both 'lower class' workers- his father a labourer and his mother a cleaner. They encouraged him to do well in school but despite this he didn't get brilliant grades. A career as a security guard seemed like a decent move to him, so at 19 he got a job as one at a local sports centre. He's had various other security jobs between then and now and was recently lured away from a job at a nightclub due to the fact that BioNode paid relatively well and seemed like an easy job- the worst he could expect was a few people protesting about the controversial science- or so he thought...

Cheez

2007-11-21T09:17:18Z

Cheez: /* RP Characters */

'''Cheez''' the poster is a bunny from Reading, England. He is into TF and TG, and has a Yahoo group dedicated to these (but mainly TG). He also has ideas for 2 webcomics, but lacks the artistic talent to actually draw them.

'''Cheez''' the character has no TF capabilities other than that given him by his trusty TF gun and Brightsuit. He's made the default setting in this Deathclaw V3, because they're cool and having giant teeth and claws and thick, armour-like hide is very useful, especially in the various [[EGS Defence Force|EGS defence]] threads.
==Avatar==
My previous avatar:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6017/zombiedunkelsio2.png

My current one:

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4788/liesvv6.png

== RP Characters ==

In the [[Zombies! RP]]:
[[Kaleb Swift]]

In [[The Un-Sung Hero's of K-Site]] RP: [[Joseph Molov]]

In the [[Zealot's Impasse RP]] (Sequel to K-Site): [[Ana Saker]]

In the [[Villains RP]]: [[Jared Brown]]

In the Free for all Fantasy RP: [[Cheez's characters in the Free for all Fantasy RP]]

In the [[A Cursed Few]] RP: [[Tatiana Ivanov]]

In the [[Davian Civil War RP]]: [[Rufus 'Ox' Isaac]]

In the [[Nest RP]]: [[Michael "Mike" Suidae]]

In [[The World We Live In | The World RP]]: [[Cruach]]

In the [[BioNode RP]]: [[Eddie Way]]

[[The Golemetrist]]

[[The Avocadoes]]

Cheez is also the GM for the [[Team 13 RP (Zombies 2)]] and obviously has a character in it. Follow the link to the RP to read about him. He's also GM for the [[Outbreak RP]]

== Crossover/Forum Wars ==

As well as having Cheez (the character) as a member of the [[EGS Defence Force|EGS-DF]], Cheez is the creator of [[The Organisation]], a Feminazi group who have allied themselves with [[ChibiMe|ChibiVOR]] and, by extension, the [[Evil Overlords United]].

== Muses ==

His sanity, reason, logic, ETC is represented by a goblin called Nihtgenga, who is also the reason why he likes vikings, the Norse, ETC. His hatred, violence and aggression are represented by a small suit of black, red-glowing armour called Hyksos. No one likes him. Insanity, randomness, ETC is represented by 'Thing', a vaguely humanoid (usually) thing whose form is constantly changing. All three are usually small enough to stand on someone's shoulder but if one is indulged more than the others, it will grow while its opposite will shrink. Activity outside Cheez's head has also been known to let them grow, but without oppositional shrinkage.

There is a veritable jamboree of other muses, but these haven't seen fit to leave his head yet.

Currently, IC Cheez is unaware of the fact that he has muses.

==Inventory==

His current inventory is:
*1 Brightsuit-2 with nanite coating for use of claws and jaws (worn)^
*1 cerebro-cortical implant (Implanted into brain. Allows better control of brightsuit.)
*1 FLEET skinsuit, modified with Uryuom fabric tech (used as a spare for the Brightsuit)^^
*1 consecrated hydrogen particle beam rifle
*1 Bunny Berets beret (worn)
*1 ID Badge (worn)
*1 Low-output Electrolaser Stunner w/holster
*3 Vouchers redeemable for uniform, 1 Voucher redeemable for combat equipment
*1 set of TDF combat armour
*1 Multi-function Communications device
*a radio watch
*a forcefield generator
*a handful of confetti
*a mugful of glass beads
*a TF-grenade
*a dead fish
*a TF gun
*MAH BREN GUN! (A modified Bren Gun.)
*A squirrel teddy
*an Elliot plushie
*a can of lead paint (half full)
*4 cans of unlabelled soda
*2 shiny hubcaps
*a cracker
*part of Death Bunny's small intestine
*a solid cube of gas
*a pair of cracker-coloured sunglasses
*a dissassembled Flak 88 antiaircraft/tank gun
*the symbol for mercury (I found the snowman!)
*A bottle full of the ultimate weapon- CILLIT BANG!!!
*1 carrot
*1 mini-squirel
*An Infinite Scroll of Doom-Ish
*A chrome bumper
*Several bottles of 'Glowing Boomshine'
*A mini-shrubbery
*An unmarked pack of what could be gum
*At least one greep (a weird looking animal that looks kind of like a frog with fly eyes, a tail and fangs, the size of a medium sized dog.), probably several. called Mawk.
*a pouch with pocket-dimension technology to put them all in.

^The suit can change it's appearance to whatever you want.
Internal and external TF emmiters-
The internal one will automatically turn you to normal form if you get zapped into a form that cannot fight, and you can also use the implant to have it zap you with a specific form.
The external ones are in the palms of the hands, and again use your implant to select a form to blast others with.
Suit has some armour capabilities and can prevent user death due to pressure (EG in space)

^^The suit has armour and memetic defences as well as Uryuom fabric tech. No built-in TF gun, though.

== Fluff ==

*He is a loyal member of the [[EGS Defence Force]], and has the honour of seriously wounding Agent Bunny. He was almost killed at the Battles of the Mall and the Park and was wounded in the assault on the EOU headquarters. He is currently a Captain, and has been described as a 'bloodthirsty lunatic'.

*He sometimes greets newbies, and gives them shiny hubcaps and cans of mackerel. He also gives half eaten cheese sandwiches, gas masks, solid cubes of gas and glass bottles, among other things. Sometimes, he gives rulers. Not rulers as in a straight edged piece of stationary used for measuring stuff, but former leaders of countries. This happens very rarely (So far he's only given out 4). He has no idea where they come from, they just turn up in his pouch.

*For birthdays and deityhoods, he gives diamond-studded hubcaps.

*Bellybutton fluff is usually green or blue.

*His name is often misspelled by other posters- usually this means he gets called 'Cheeze' and sometimes even 'cheese'. I AM NOT A DAIRY PRODUCT! He doesn't really mind the former, but the latter gets him a bit angry and paranoid- he's had some bad experiences on the CRFH forum where people did mistake him for cheese.

*He's the Earl of Sandwiches in [[Kraggi]]'s court.

*His favourite snack food is the Cornish Pasty.

*He's also [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]'s minion.

== What the other bunnies think of me ==

Yeah. Got the idea for this from Burningblood(who is awesome) who got it from someone else. Basically, you guys say what you think of me.

* *Glomps* you needed someone to say something to you [[User:Kgirl1992|Kgirl1992]] 15:57, 12 July 2007 (EDT) *hugs back* Muchos thankyous- Cheez

*Meh, he's allright. A loyal Minion at least...: [[ChewyChunkyChocolateMonkey]]
[[Category:Bunnies]]

*Great guy. Really great guy -[[cidhighwind767]]

*He's cool and stuff. And he helped rescue me. That counts for something. -[[LittleBeast]]

[[Category:Bunnies]]
[[Category:EGS Defence Force]]
[[Category:Male]]

Cheez: /* Cruach */

Cheez's character in [[The World We Live In | The World RP]]

*Bio-

Name: Cruach
Domain: War and pain
Usual appearance: A humanoid, featureless 'person', usually formed from flames and smoke.
Chosen Race:No specific race, but worshipped mainly by goblinoids and humans.
Personality:Evil. Doesn't care about power, only violence and will often aid both sides in a war, simply because it means more blood will be spilt. His followers can be split into two groups- the 'normal' ones and the fanatics. The normal ones worship Him usually because His favour will make them better fighters (though He does inflict great pain instead of rewards sometimes). The fanatics are, well.... fanatics. They sacrifice people, sometimes willing, sometimes not, to Him in long, bloody rituals and are feared, despised and respected in equal measures.

*Powers available to followers-

Weapons would be empowered by offensive spells. He would also teach them spells, the better the follower (read: bigger sacrifices or kills more people in fights/battles), the more powerful the spells. These would all be offensive spells, not defensive, healing, ETC as he doesn't particularly care if his followers die.
Examples of spells are:

Pain spells. These would vary from only being able to cause a single person mild pain to putting large groups on the floor in agony and possibly hurting them to death, depending on the abilities of the caster.
Weapon empowerment- ranging from never-blunting blades, 100% accurate arrows ETC to weapons that burst into flames during combat or are electrified.

Physical alterations- these are temporary, only availavble in battle, and are extremely rare.

Mental alterations, EG making someone perpetually, homicidally, angry.

==Cruach's temples==

*