A Damn Good Offense

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The "Damn Good Offense" is the [[Hammer o' Justice]]'s most-used defensive measure. The thread of overwhelming retaliation is an extremely effective preventative strategy. When things go sour, [[Computer]] prefers an expanding sphere of nuclear-warhead-tipped missiles to its forcefield.
The "Damn Good Offense" is the [[Hammer o' Justice]]'s most-used defensive measure. The thread of overwhelming retaliation is an extremely effective preventative strategy. When things go sour, [[Computer]] prefers an expanding sphere of nuclear-warhead-tipped missiles to its forcefield.
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==Components:==
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The Damn Good Offense consists of:
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*One railgun located at each of the eight poles of the Hammer.
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*Four superheavy [[TARVIS]]-armed railguns
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*A literally infinite supply of missiles;
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**Nuclear-tipped
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**Bioweapon-tipped
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**Nanite-loaded
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**Antimagic
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**EMP
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**Teraport/Teleport-Nuke insertion system
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**Teraport/Teleport-Nanite insertion system
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**Antimatter-tipped
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**Phased (Ethereal, passes through non-dead matter/energy)
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**Singularity-generating
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**Magic
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**Heatseeking, Lifeseeking, Goodseeking trackers
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*Armies of Combat Droids:
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**Mining Droids
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**Lab Droids
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**Cleaning Droids
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**Battle Droids
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**Fighter Ships
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**Deathbots
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**Doombots
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**Hammerbots
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**PlanetBusters
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**Dread Naughts
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**Satellites
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***Laserlite
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***Ultralite
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***Budlite
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**Lingeriebots
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**Fake Lommy Bots
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**Nanite Swarms
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*Laser Cannons mounted every half-mile
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**Pulse Cannon
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**Slice Cannon
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**Stab Cannon
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*Chemical Countermeasures
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**Stink Cannon
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**Stick Cannon
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**Shrink Cannon
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**Catgirl Cannon (Not often used)
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**Burn Cannon
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**Pearl Cannon
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**Fizz Cannon
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**Plague Cannon

Current revision as of 06:25, 19 May 2007

The "Damn Good Offense" is the Hammer o' Justice's most-used defensive measure. The thread of overwhelming retaliation is an extremely effective preventative strategy. When things go sour, Computer prefers an expanding sphere of nuclear-warhead-tipped missiles to its forcefield.

Components:

The Damn Good Offense consists of:

  • One railgun located at each of the eight poles of the Hammer.
  • Four superheavy TARVIS-armed railguns
  • A literally infinite supply of missiles;
    • Nuclear-tipped
    • Bioweapon-tipped
    • Nanite-loaded
    • Antimagic
    • EMP
    • Teraport/Teleport-Nuke insertion system
    • Teraport/Teleport-Nanite insertion system
    • Antimatter-tipped
    • Phased (Ethereal, passes through non-dead matter/energy)
    • Singularity-generating
    • Magic
    • Heatseeking, Lifeseeking, Goodseeking trackers
  • Armies of Combat Droids:
    • Mining Droids
    • Lab Droids
    • Cleaning Droids
    • Battle Droids
    • Fighter Ships
    • Deathbots
    • Doombots
    • Hammerbots
    • PlanetBusters
    • Dread Naughts
    • Satellites
      • Laserlite
      • Ultralite
      • Budlite
    • Lingeriebots
    • Fake Lommy Bots
    • Nanite Swarms
  • Laser Cannons mounted every half-mile
    • Pulse Cannon
    • Slice Cannon
    • Stab Cannon
  • Chemical Countermeasures
    • Stink Cannon
    • Stick Cannon
    • Shrink Cannon
    • Catgirl Cannon (Not often used)
    • Burn Cannon
    • Pearl Cannon
    • Fizz Cannon
    • Plague Cannon
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