MNCAN
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| - | Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem. | + | MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem. |
[[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]] | [[Image:mncan.png|frame|The logo.]] | ||
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*BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007. | *BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007. | ||
*IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT. | *IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT. | ||
| + | *And many more..... | ||
| - | == | + | ==Staff== |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Artmoogle]] - Does occasional field reports. |
| + | *[[Benjamin Dover]] - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter. | ||
| + | *[[Brick Butterwalk]] - MNCAN's man about town. | ||
| + | *[[Cortanya]] - AI form of Anya. Field reporter. | ||
*[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show. | *[[Crispy Baines]] - Sports, also hosts a talk show. | ||
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Hugh R. Watching]] - [[Main forum|EGS Main]] correspondent. |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[James Dandy]] - Field reporter. |
| - | *[[Kate Defoe]] | + | *[[Joel Robertson]] - RL correspondent. |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[John Fro]] - Field reporter. |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Justin D. Nickerthyme]] - Outer space correspondent. |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Kate Defoe]] - Field reporter. |
| - | *[[Rodger van Mortis]] | + | *[[Kenneth Wefixit]] - Portal Central correspondent. |
| + | *[[Miles Sinkau]] - Field reporter. | ||
| + | *[[Richard Head]] - Anchorman. | ||
| + | *[[Robert Ferapples]] - Reports on [[Let's Count to a Million!!!]] | ||
| + | *[[Rodger van Mortis]] - Obituaries. | ||
| + | *[[Squirt Mudbottom]] - Gossip reporter. | ||
| + | *[[Stanley Duppanshout]] - Reports on [[MY ROCK!]] | ||
| + | *[[Theresa Green]] - [[Fort Mayhem]] correspondent. | ||
| + | *[[Toni Zerranati]] - Field reporter. | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
[http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96303 Tune in!] | [http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?t=96303 Tune in!] | ||
Revision as of 10:33, 29 May 2007
MNCAN (full name Mayhem News and Current Affairs Network) is Mayhem's premier (in fact, only) 24-hour news channel. It reports news from RPs as it breaks, thanks to its dedicated team of ace reporters all over Mayhem.
The logo.
Slogans
- WE REPORT. YOU DON'T.
- TODAY'S HOPE. TOMORROW'S OUTLOOK. YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
- MORE NEWS THAN EVEN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
- NEWS YOU CAN WRITE HOME ABOUT.
- WHEN NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.
- ALL THAT AND A BAG OF NEWS.
- COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FOX.
- BROADCASTING MIND-CONTROL SIGNALS INTO YOUR BRAIN SINCE 2007.
- IT'S THE NEWS. THAT'S IT. GET USED TO IT.
- And many more.....
Staff
- Artmoogle - Does occasional field reports.
- Benjamin Dover - MNCAN's most prolific and probably most famous reporter.
- Brick Butterwalk - MNCAN's man about town.
- Cortanya - AI form of Anya. Field reporter.
- Crispy Baines - Sports, also hosts a talk show.
- Hugh R. Watching - EGS Main correspondent.
- James Dandy - Field reporter.
- Joel Robertson - RL correspondent.
- John Fro - Field reporter.
- Justin D. Nickerthyme - Outer space correspondent.
- Kate Defoe - Field reporter.
- Kenneth Wefixit - Portal Central correspondent.
- Miles Sinkau - Field reporter.
- Richard Head - Anchorman.
- Robert Ferapples - Reports on Let's Count to a Million!!!
- Rodger van Mortis - Obituaries.
- Squirt Mudbottom - Gossip reporter.
- Stanley Duppanshout - Reports on MY ROCK!
- Theresa Green - Fort Mayhem correspondent.
- Toni Zerranati - Field reporter.
