Y4H: Tell them why (ivd)

From Create Your Own Story

You: Well, since you ask, look at the evidence. Whoever had that spur must've hid it in his ass, and cut it up. And remember, when my lawyer asked Phil to show his ass, he got all defensive? He had something to hide! In his ass.

DA: Most people do!

You: Well, I don't. I'll show you mine, and you'll see... [You start to get up]

Judge: NO, YOU WON'T! I've already ruled on that. Keep it right there in the chair.

You: Yes, your honor. [Too bad.]

DA: Let me ask you about something else. Did you get arrested?

You: Yes.

DA: And did you have to go to jail?

You: I did.

DA: Spent the night in there?

Her favorite subject, it seems...

You: Yes.

DA: And who made your bail?

You: My girlfriend, Whitley.

DA: And it was pretty urgent for you to get out of there?

You: Huh?

DA: I mean, you let her know you needed out as fast as possible.

You: I wanted out, yeah.

She smiles a gratified smile, and rests. The case moves on to closing statements

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Advocacy Points	4