From Create Your Own Story
You walk out to the garage pod and start working on your new protocol droid Threepio. He's nearly done, just needing a few extra parts but today you found something special in the dumpster outside Watto's, a complete mechanica sex part set! With these you can make Threepio part sexbot, something your mom could really use since she doesn't have a husband. Installing the drive chip takes only a minute or two and a little work and you've got the retractable dildo bolted on. You pop it out as a test and it snaps up, rigid and black rubber. It's huge, more than enough for any humanoid. You feel strange looking at it and reach out a finger to touch the tip gently.