DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Raped in jail

From Create Your Own Story

You sit in your cell in jail, waiting for the inevitable "Jail rape" that is so cliche.

You try not to drop the soap, but do. Your cell mate ignores you and continues his shower.

You look at him and ask, "Why aren't you raping me?"

"Man, what the fuck do you think this is? Some Hollywood show? I don't do men like that."

Congratulations, you found out that you don't tend to get raped in jail as Hollywood likes to portray.

The End