Correct him(SLBC)
From Create Your Own Story
"I'm sorry but you've made a mistake." You tell him "I'm just a high school kid one his way to a Halloween party dressed as Lara Croft."
"And just how old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"So you're just a sixteen year old boy dressed as Lara Croft. So tell me are you a virgin?"
"I don't have to answer that."
"I'll take that as a yes, I bet you've never even had a girlfriend. Tell me how would you like to make a cool thousand dollars."
"Sure who wouldn't what would I have to do?"
"Give up your virgin ass to me."
Do you?