Check out The Back room

From Create Your Own Story

You go in and, oh yes, there is a stripper in there... A MALE STRIPPER!!!!! So you get the !@#$ out of there.

Willy Wonka comes up behind you and says, "I didn't want the children to know I was gay."

He pulls out an M16 and you try to escape, but he blows your head clean of your shoulders... And then he rapes your dead body.... And he gives your head to the stripper.

THE END