ANH: Start cleaning Artoo instead.

From Create Your Own Story

You ignore the temptation and settle on the short astromech instead. The golden robot starts chattering about the oil bath making you think it was a good idea not to get any more intimate with the obnoxious droid. You start to scrub out some carbon scoring on the little droid when suddenly a bright light flashes out of the bot, revealing a small hologram of the most beautiful girl you'd ever seen.

She was gorgeous with dark hair tied up in some strange buns, and a cute little mouth. Her body was more or less obscured by her long white dress but you imagine its pretty smoking from her outline. She says some nonsense about the Rebellion and some guy called Kenobi but your just interested in seeing more of the hotty. You feel your pants grow tight.

• ANH: Forget cleaning! Jerk off to the hologram!
• ANH: Better shut it off before Uncle Owen discovers it...

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Luke Skywalker

Setting:
A New Hope