Death by pencil in the eye…

From Create Your Own Story

You grab a pencil from the desk by the phone, you give it a quick sharpen and then you sit down to brace yourself for what you're about to do. You hold the pencil about a foot away from your right eye and take a deep breath.

Without hesitation you shove the sharp pencil right into your eyeball. The pain is excruciation and unfortunately you're still alive so you ready the pencil for another stab. You ram the pencil into your eye, harder this time and it punctures your brain. You keel over onto the floor and die.

The end.