Speech! Speech!
From Create Your Own Story
You decide you are going to make a speech. Patiently, you sit criss-cross on the grass, staring up at the large stage where the announcements and statements are being said. They finally announce for people willing to make a speech to come up to the stage, which you immediately do. Overusing your stature of Monk, you are allowed to pass everyone in line (which are very few, by the way). As soon as the applause subsides and the Master Of Ceremonies announces your name, you step up to the microphone and... ...YOU DON'T HAVE A SPEECH, IDIOT!
Start to make an effort to speak, but excuse yourself for feeling ill
