Ruthless
From Create Your Own Story
YOU: I built up a reputation as a ruthless operative who got the job done at all costs, like the Terminator but more badass. Nothing got in my way. It all came to a head on Torfan, where got like, a bajillion men killed. Maybe even a Squillion men. But you know what? I got the job done. And to me, that was all that mattered.
YOU: 'Cause I'm a badass.
MIRANDA makes the "BU-BUUUUH" wrong answer noise.
MIRANDA: Not quite, sorry. But close! According to this:
"You were on Akuze doing some unspecified military thing, and your entire unit was attack by Thresher Maws. Pretty stupid of you not to bring a Mako or something, I guess, or not to peg up your tents over something other than sand, but there you are. They tore apart your whole unit, but I managed to miraculously survive by being really, REALLY good at running and hiding. Some would call you a hero. You would say no- you were just doing your job."
YOU: Come on. I was THERE. Doesn't my word count for anything?
JACOB (Conspiratorially): So Commander, according to the file, you managed to snag yourself one fine piece of tail on your last mission.
YOU (startled): What? Who told you that?
MIRANDA (Laughing): Come on, Commander, Don't be coy! Who was it?
You say:
