Carry the mermaid to your apartment

From Create Your Own Story

You hurry out of the carnival with the mermaid cradled in your arms. You rush into your apartment and lower her into your bath tub. You shower the mess off of her, then once she's clean, you fill the tub with water. The mermaid sighs.

"Better," she says. "That was... really, really foul."

"Sorry," you say. "I didn't want to die."

"Few people do," the mermaid says. "Ugh. My mouth tastes foul, still."

Do you:

• Give the mermaid a breath mint
• Fix the mermaid a drink
• Ask for another blowjob now that your dick is detoxified