Spork - ignore the spork
From Create Your Own Story
You glance at the hulking metal thing, but proceed as normal.
You go downstairs, ready for a breakfast of waffles again. Your family looks startled, probably because of the loud noise breaking glass makes. Your parents insist they go upstairs and check it out. They do, and they find the spork, along with a bunch of broken glass. How could you possibly ignore it?
What shall you do?