Ask him to join your gang
From Create Your Own Story
"Hey Reg!" you say in a friendly tone even though he hates you.
"Patrick threatened to kill me and now I need some people to help me kill him. Interested?" you ask in a frenzy.
Reg does not betray any facial expression he simply looks down at you.
Finally he says, "Ok kid if you want me to help you then you have to show em that yu got what it takes to kill this guy in the first place. Fight me!"
Loud gasps come from seemingly no where then you look and see that it was Mr. Krabs.
"Spongebob don't do it..this is crazy!" he squeaks.
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