Poop In Grandma's Mouth

From Create Your Own Story

You say, "Grandma, I gotta go poo-poo."

She points to her mouth, and it grows to the size of a Hummer, and she says, "go right in here."

You get inside, pull your pants down, but before you manage to crap, she eats you and says, "Oh shoot, I should have raped him first."

THE END