Jade Rogue-Murder your cell phone.
From Create Your Own Story
From the flared leg of your otherwise skin tight jeans you produce a trusty automatic pistol complete with silencer and extended round clip. You flip the safety off and unload the full clip into your bastard of a cell phone, turning it to atoms.
It is time to head to work, but this type of wanton violence makes you horny.
Do you:
Jade Rogue-Slip of your jeans, get back into bed, and satisfy your urges