Examine the bear
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Why it isn't a bear at all! Instead the hairy form resolves itself into your cousin and kinsman Billy Joe Doc Bob.
"Billy Joe Doc Bob!" you stupidly exclaim. As Billy Joe Doc Bob regards you balefully you remember that during the previous evening's wassails you borrowed your cousin's truck at a time which was probably inopportune for him.
"I'm awful sorry that I took the Datsun just when that feller showed up with the axe," you confess to your cousin. "I didn't realize that he...um...I mean you were...um..."
Suitable lies flee from your electrically addled cranium as your massive cousin cracks his knuckles. You are forcefully reminded of a bear once again.
