Piss in the French man's face

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Stoned and full-bladdered, you pull out your tiny dick and without thinking, start shooting your piss into the mug of your captor. He immediately awakens and grabs your cock and yanks it off. It looks like this: File:Http://s1.dmcdn.net/AqZjJ/1280x720-iKi.jpg

After you get over the immediate horror of all the blood and pepperoni.... and Fatlip, you take one of your leftover mushrooms and shove it into the hole where your penis used to be, successfully stopping the pizza flow. The Frenchman is still a little dazed and confused from taking all that piss. You have 5 seconds to decide, quick!

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Health 100 Equipment:

half a bag of weed, iPod, leftover shrooms, small flip knife

Status Stoned as fuck with no penis
Gender Male
Social Group Hippie
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Random French Man
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