Long pink thing, who can that be ?

From Create Your Own Story

You look at the think, it looks funny. You notice there is a button at the bottom. You press it and the thing starts vibrating. "Oh I know what it is" you say to yourself. Remembering that you saw thing like this in adult magazine you found a couple of months earlier. You also remember how to use the thing.

You ...

Big mall is your only option...or?

or you don't have time for this ...