Buy Frank a cheap cracker
From Create Your Own Story
You go over to the counter. There's two bowls of crackers sitting there, beneath a sign that says Feed Frank the Friendly Parrot. You pick up a cracker from the cheaper bowl, pay the cutie at the register, and go back to Frank. He's just a dumb bird. He won't know the difference between the cheap crackers and the better crackers.
"Thanks a lot, pal," Frank says as you pass him the cracker. "Okay, here's what you gotta do. Run around behind the counter and give her ass a good hard pinch. Yeah, I know what you're thinking, but trust the bird on this one. A sudden pinch and that chick spreads her legs wide open. You'll be on her and in her before you know it."
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