"When did I ever say that?"
From Create Your Own Story
"Oh...right...er...you forgot."
"Can you remind me why I did?"
"I...actually don't."
"Great news."
"Verbal irony never helps the situation."
"It helps me."
"I could not argue with that." He then flashed the most similar smile...it held a radiant yet distant memory. You then remembered...it was a memory that your friend had.
Why were you friends with him again? It was a distant memory that keeps on slipping out of your grasp.
"It might help you remember why you were even friends with this guy in the first-place if you hang out with him...under a certain condition."
"What is it?"
"He must be turned."