Run toward the ice cream you see (ms roach)
From Create Your Own Story
As you scuttle away, you get stepped on by Ashley's big, hairy foot. You ain't gonna be doin' much scuttlin' from here on out.
YOU'RE DEAD
| Status Bar | ||
| Health | 0 | Equipment:
Your smashed-up roach penis |
| Status | Dead | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Social Group | Roach | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend | All your friends, Ashley, and this black guy | |
