TPM: They want to kill yousa
From Create Your Own Story
"Jar Jar, you need to die." Padme says casually as all the handmaidens pulls out a knife they had under their dresses. Yousa screams like a retard and try to flee, but yousa are rapidely overwhelmed by the handmaidens, who stabb you 1138 times.
- Somewhere else in the ship-
"What's wrong Obi-Wan?" Qui Gon asks his student.
"I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in relief and were suddenly silenced. I feel something wonderful just happened." Obi-Wan answers.
THE END
Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga |
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Character: |
Jar-Jar Binks |
Setting: |
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The Phantom Menace |