Just sit there

From Create Your Own Story

You are mesmerized by the blonde's t-shirt straining breastmeat. As you stare, you feel a familiar stirring in your pants. Meanwhile the blonde begins complaining to the other person on the line, "I don't know, I mean he's really sweet, but I after going down on him last night.. I mean, it was TINY! Seriously! If it were any shorter it would have been an innie!" By this point, your raging semi-hard is starting to strain your zipper.

You decide to:

• whip out your 10-inch 'outtie' and show it to her
• 'accidently' press your face into her boobage the next time the bus turns
• look elsewhere, you don't want people to think you're a freak
• change seats