Piggy's Day/Get blasted to oblivion
From Create Your Own Story
Satan shoots a sort of an energy beam from his hands. You don't die, but instead find yourself shackled to a brick wall in a dark room.
Piggy: "Whoah, where am I?"
Someone hanging next to you says
Captain: "Greetings, mate."
You look over, and see another, slightly fatter Piggy with a hook for right arm and a pirate captain's hat.
Piggy: "Uaah! Who are you?"
Another Piggy, on your other side, answers.
A.I. Piggy: "His name is Captain Fat-Piggy. Dead since the year 1750. An infamous drunk."
You look over to your other side, and see a slightly skinnier Piggy with a mechanical left arm, a facial cleft, a broken iris on his right eye, and a scar.
Piggy: "AAAAH!"
Captain: "Ah, yes. And he is Alfred Ignacious Piggy. Dead since the year 4053. A schizophrenic murdered and an all-round crazy person."
Piggy: "Where am I and what does this mean!?"
Captain: "You've ended up in the deepest depths of helt. This small compartment contains all those who carry the name of Piggy.
Piggy: "But why are there only the two of you in here?"
Captain: "You see, each murder of your own species gives you a thousand years in helt. I personally keel-hauled 5 entire crews to death, drove epic ducks into extinction, and sank 8 ships, the last of which was my own."
A.I. Piggy: "I, on the other hand, was a scientist, until I went totally insane, escaped five mental hospitals, lived in the sewers and murdered and ate 796 people."
Captain: "All others who have come here have long since served their time."
A.I. Piggy: "Tell us, what have you done?"
Piggy: "I... I can't remember if I've killed anyone. Well actually, now that I think of it, I did blow up a gas factory in 32010. Also, I ate so much food in my time that India had to be redefined as a third world country."
Captain: "That... could be a lot. You'll fit in just fine."
Then, someone enters the room.
2B0F36: "Ah, it seems we're confessing sins here."
You take a look. It's another Piggy, with a horribly disfigured face. It has massive, sharp teeth that grow through its cheecks, and its left eye has a permanent twitch. Its voice is gravely, but high-pitched, and it sounds like it hurts to speak. Its hand and feet are made out of tendrils, and it looks extremely malnourished.
Piggy: "Jesus hell flipping allmighty Christ! What are you!?"
Captain: "Oh, that's Piggy 2B0F36, a failed clone from a pork cloning facility, dead since 9972"
Piggy: "Wow, you've had a long time to get to know eachothers. Hey, why isn't he chained to a wall?
A.I. Piggy: "You can't be in here if you're not named Piggy. 2B0F36 works as Satan's substitute in his own area."
2B0F36: "True dat. Thankfully for you, I've only come here to torture Posu."
Piggy: "Is it too much to ask who Posu is?"
2B0F36: "YES IT IS. I'm sick of having to explain these matters to noobs..."
Piggy 2B0F36 opens an ornamental door that has a face of a grey pig with three eyes and a very large mouth. As he does that, an explosion happens. Piggy 2B0F36 falls to the ground unconcious.
Posu: "My children... I've waited 20000 years for this moment. Escape! Bring the world to chaos!"
Just then, your shackles are released.
Capatin: "We're free!"
Piggy: "Quickly, let's run!"
A.I. Piggy: "Agreed."
You run out of the dark room into an even darker hallway.
At the end of the hallway you find:
