Piggy's Day/Use an adrenaline shot

From Create Your Own Story

In the medicine cabinet on the bathroom wall, you have an adrenaline shot given to you by your doctor in the likely case that your morbidly obese ass decides to have a heart attack. It's very dangeous to use anywhere outside of a life-threatening situation, so it should work just marvelously here. You open the cabinet, and with shaking hands and weak knees, you toss out anything useless, until you find the adrenaline shot.

Piggy: "Okay, gotta read the instructions first. 'Step 1: Press the adrenaline shot against the middle of your thigh, and press the button."

You do just that. The instructions are written on the side of the shot itself, so you take the shot out and bring it to your face.

Piggy: "'Step 2: Hold the shot against your thigh for 10 seconds..."

This you did not do.

Piggy: "Well, this isn't good..."

You probably should have read the instructions in full before using it. Now you didn't recieve a large enough of a dose. You die of blood loss.