Make him so straight he won't know what to do with himself

From Create Your Own Story

You pick him up, crack his back, and then tie wooden poles to his back that you found lying under the stairs with some rope. "Gee, how lucky," you say. When you're done, you step back and watch as Jeremy struggles to move. He is, however, incredibly straight. But still very gay. You also slip his rainbow rod lollipop back into his pants pocket (which are still lying on the ground). You let him know that that was the best tasting candy rod you ever had. You can still make it to geometry if you'd like. However, you'd be a couple minutes late.

• Go to geometry naked
• Go to geometry with Jeremy's clothes on
• Just go to geometry
• Skip school like a rebellious teen