ASA: BNM: Investigate the old codger, look under the table
From Create Your Own Story
The elder is white skinned, with a white beard and no mustache. He is shaved bald, has bad posture, and smells like mustard. He's wearing khaki pants, a black wife beater, and brown leather shoes. Looking under the table you can see him stroking his uncut, brown cock.
ASA: BNM: Ignore the old codger, and focus on your computer
ASA: BNM: Slip your bare foot out of your shoe, and play footsie