Piggy's Day/Go and watch Tv
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "It's a Sunday morning, so there probably is nothing good on... But what the hell."
You look around the find the remote. After two minutes of hapless rummaging, you find the remote wedged inside the couch. On channel 1 is a new spin-off series called: "James Bond's childhood years". The pilot episode starts with a derpy-looking baby frolicking around in a crib, wearing a diaper with a turtle on it.
Piggy: "They make excellent thermometers in Mercury, but their Tv-shows are just... I don't even have words for THIS. Though this still beats 'James Bond in junior high' and 'James Bond - off from retirement'".
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