Piggy's Day/Not be a mutiny
From Create Your Own Story
The rest of the crew shudders in fear of a mutiny, knowing full well the dangers it imposes. The mutiny is called off. The following morning the crow's nest spots an english ship nearby.
Captain: "Hand over the spyglass! I'll take a closer look at the enemy..."
The captain recognizes the captain as his rival.
Captain: "Fire and brimstone, it's Swordhand-Morris! He's the guy who cheated against me in that poker tournament in Tortuga. I bet he heard that I lost my license, and came to sink me for good. Fire at will!"
As the two ships draw closer, things under the deck become more chaotic. Cannons are moved from side to side, and cannonballs roll on the floor in every direction. The crew has a full time jobb keeping things on place.
A crewmember: "Jack, you're holding the cannon backwards. If you fire it like that, it'll breach the hull!"
Keel-haul-Jack: "Don't worry, man. I'm just trying to regain the element of surprise."
The crewmember answers:
