Waifu Quest/sex
From Create Your Own Story
"Holy shit!" With waifu-like reflexes, she dodges your tackle and your dick impacts against the rusty iron railing outside your apartment door.
Of course, Newton's First Law being what it is, the top half of your body continues moving, causing you to flip over the railing and fall five stories into a dumpster!
A hand shaking your shoulder awakens you. Not your waifu's hand--she's long since taken off to find an anon with more social graces than you. No, you find yourself looking up into the rheumy, meth-dilated eyes of the local bum.
"Tough luck about the girl, kid," the bum says, offering you a drink. "Same thing happened to me in Tallahassee back in '83."
"I'm sorry to hear that," you reply. You take a sip of the offered drink. It tastes like gasoline that a raccoon took a shit in.
"Ahhhhh, not as sorry as you'd have been had you seen her." The bum sighs heavily. "Pink hair down to here, ass like a Studebaker."
It's about this point that you look down and notice the bum jerking himself off.
What do you do?
