Cock your shotgun and say "groovy"
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Out from the dust comes a menacing blue-skinned humanoid, it's arms stretched towards you. Sparks burst from it's mouth. It looks pretty formidable. But you're a shotgun kinda guy and you never EVER try to pounce on a shotgun kinda guy. You blast two explosive slugs into the things abdomen trying to think of something cool to say. "Bet that hurts your chest!" you shout mockingly. Nailed it!
Unfortunately the shells to the chest prove fatal to the creature, so you'll never know if it appreciated the depth of your quip. You strut over to examine the remains of the alien, only to discover it is actually Quite a Sophisticated Robot
