Pull a superpower out of your ass

From Create Your Own Story

You make up super-Jimmy's-super-power-deactivation-vision. You shoot him with it and he immediately turns back to the normal hot red-headed teenager. Minnie Presidette is now running after you in a Sailor Moon costume made out of kryptonite. She wants to kill you in an adorable way.

Do you:

• Kill her by throwing a few humans at her
• Lobotomize her with you laser vision
• Use a pointlessly complex way to defeat her so the issue can be stretched out