(C) David Sarkouski

From Create Your Own Story

You go to the local library and realize there was a kid who ran away six years ago who was 8 at the time, you look just like him and could pull off going by his name for awhile. What do you do?

Do you:

• (C) Go "home" to your "Parents"
• (C) Go to the local grocery store and announce your David Sarkouski
• (S) Screw it. Go jerk off in a dark alley

Extraordinary life of a not so common teenager