Beg Sikowitz to let you have a different scene partner

From Create Your Own Story

"Fine," Mr. Sikowitz agrees. "That's just fine. You should do this with a more attractive partner--no offense, Sinjin."

"None taken," Sinjin sighs, and slumps back to his seat.

"Let's see," says Mr. Sikowitz, scanning the students. "Who's the most attractive teenager in this room? Tori? What do you think?"

• Say that Beck is, without question, the hottest fucking man on the planet Earth
• Say that Kat is the sexiest chick--she is damn fine, you know
• Say that Robbie Shapiro is pretty handsome for a white kid with an afro
• Say that Jade is the fairest of them all--she is damn fine, too, you know. Side note: Nickelodeon's casting directors know how to pick damn fine people for their roles