Say nothing, and take it to the pound. Naughty kitty!
From Create Your Own Story
You call the pound, then trap the cat in the bathroom. After a while, you look inside and the cat's gone! It has managed to unlock and open the tiny window in the bathroom and climbed out. After you go out, the kitty is standing right behind you! You ignore it, and the poor kitty runs away neglected.
THE END.
