Break his clarinet

From Create Your Own Story

You feel a sudden surge of malice, remembering all the times Squidward has called you names and such. You stealthily sneak into his bedroom and find his prized clarinet. Are you sure you want to destroy Squidward's most beloved possession?

• Hell yes! Squiddy needs to pay for what he's done to you!
• Dear Neptune! What was I thinking? I can't do this to my buddy Squidward!