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- 21:51, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Cut them all down (Created page with 'You kill everyone in the class. Jesus appears with a chainsaw, ready to kill you. *Cut Jesus in half *Run away from Jesus *Curbstomp Jesus {{+Status|ID=A Psycho 10-ye…') (top)
- 21:47, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kill the reader (Created page with 'You kill the reader with a chainsaw. Perhaps that wasn't your greatest idea... due to the fact that the reader seemingly controls your actions and choices, you cannot exist witho…') (top)
- 21:42, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Piss some more... (Created page with 'Suddenly, the fourth wall explodes into rubble. The reader starts to get really pissed off att the amount of piss and shit jokes in this story. The reader plunges their hand (ass…') (top)
- 21:39, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kill the headteacher (Created page with 'You pull out a katana and slice your headteacher in half, killing him instantly. Everybody in the class gasps! *Cut them all down *Piss some more... *[[Kill yourself with…') (top)
- 21:37, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Piss on the headmaster (Created page with 'You jump into the air and aim your hole for the headmaster's face. When he is busy yelling at you, you piss right into his mouth and he swallows it. He gulps and screams. *[[Kill…') (top)
- 21:21, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Say - "Hi, yeah, that's me!" (Created page with 'Niko pulls out an RPG and says - "It's time to die, you little bitch." and he blasts a rocket at you. You dodge it quickly and it blows up all of the people dancing behind you, a…') (top)
- 21:16, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Party (Created page with 'You are dancing for ages, and partying! You even get a 86-year-old boyfriend called Mickey. All of a sudden, Niko Bellic enters the nightclub. "I have been sent to kill a 10-year…') (top)
- 21:05, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) I was fucking your mother with a 50-inch dildo. (top)
- 21:05, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N I was fucking your mother with a 50-inch dildo. (Created page with '"Aww." moans the babysitter, "Why does everyone always fuck my mother with a 50-inch dildo!?" He forces you inside the house and pulls out a gun. "Watch the fucking TV." he order…')
- 20:53, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Go to bed without making a fuss (Created page with 'That night, you have a dream about a duck who starts throwing molotov cocktails at you! Oh, how it burns! *Wake up and scream *Keep sleeping *Go into Tina's room ;) *…') (top)
- 12:06, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) +Infinity/Female/10 (top)
- 12:03, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Use the rest of the ammo in your PlumsGun (Created page with 'You fire more plums at the Skyfoogles. You take out lots of Skyfoogles, they drop out of the sky, SLAM, dead! And soon, they're all gone. *[[Celebrate with chocolate cake and pl…') (top)
- 11:50, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Call Harrybo and Mervin to your aid (Created page with 'Harrybo and Mervin show up, with AK-47s and shoot the Skyfoogles! They kill hundreds of Skyfoogles! Hundreds and hundreds of them! There are still too many Skyfoogles though! *[[…') (top)
- 11:37, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Finger Melanie's tight snatch (Created page with 'You pull down Melanie's Tomato panties and put your finger into her tight snatch. Fiddle riddle diddle riddle! Then Melanie goes and stands up, she just stands up! Hah! *[[Kill …') (top)
- 11:24, 21 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Tell her to kill these fucking Skyfoogles! (Created page with 'Melanie starts throwing melons at the Skyfoogles and all the time, the Skyfoogles are not taking any notice of Melanie. A Skyfoogle attacks Melanie and she keels over and dies - …') (top)
- 19:43, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Ignore them and do PE (top)
- 19:40, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Kill the army of Skyfoogles with the Atomic Plum (top)
- 19:40, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kill the army of Skyfoogles with the Atomic Plum (Created page with 'You call in the atomic plums, you hear them going down behind you - KABOOM! KABOOM! The Skyfoogles are dead! HAH! Harrybo appears. *Rape Harrybo *[[Tell him to shut the fuck …')
- 19:38, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Rape Melanie (Created page with '*Click!* Nice... You whip out you penis and shove it really hard and fast into Melanie's snatch! "Owwwwww!" She screams. You swing your cock back and forth inside her snatch, fo…') (top)
- 19:32, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Call Melanie to your aid (Created page with 'Melanie appears. *Tell her to kill these fucking Skyfoogles! *Rape Melanie *Kill Melanie {{+Status|ID=Michael Rosen}} Category:+Infinity') (top)
- 19:29, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Use your PlumsGun against the Skyfoogle (Created page with 'You pull out the PlumsGun. Hehehe. And now you've got it in your hands, you can't stop. You hold the trigger. "PLAMZPLAMZPLAMZPLAMZPLAMZ! NOOOOOOO BREATHING!" And it went on for …') (top)
- 19:23, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Ignore Harrybo's grandad (top)
- 19:23, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Ignore Harrybo's grandad (Created page with 'The bus stops. Sus - suddenly, it appeares! A terrifying creature called - THE SKYFOOGLE! It starts talking in this spooky voice - "Die, Michael Rosen, Keel over and Die, Michael…')
- 19:16, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Rape Harrybo's grandad (Created page with 'You whip out your FAT, RED, COCK and shove it, really hard and fast into Harrybo's grandad's big butt. And that really does it. He blows, he puffs. And he just keels over and die…') (top)
- 19:12, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Hunt Skyfoogles (Created page with 'Your brother says "Let's go hunt SKYFOOGLES for your birthday treat. It'll be greeeeeat. We can spend all day there, hunting THE SKYFOOGLE." "Yeah" you say, "It'll be greeeeeeat…')
- 19:05, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) +Infinity
- 19:04, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Fuck it - wank anyway (top)
- 19:04, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Wank in class (top)
- 19:03, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) +Infinity/Michael Rosen (top)
- 15:17, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Strangle him (Created page with 'You choke Harry Styles until he dies. Everybody cheers, you are now a national hero! Congratulations! When you return home though, your sister Tina gives you a list of people to …') (top)
- 14:31, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kick him in the balls! (Created page with 'Well... you could have thought that one through a bit better... You swing your foot into his crotch and Harry Styles just giggles. "Haha, you're tickling my vagina!" He sings h…') (top)
- 14:29, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Break his jaw before he can sing (top)
- 14:28, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Break his jaw before he can sing (Created page with 'You drop kick Harry Styles in the jaw, smashing out many of his teeth and you feel his jaw shatter. *Strangle him *Kick him in the balls {{+Status|ID=A 10-year-old girl}…')
- 14:27, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Let him sing - what's the worst that could happen? (Created page with 'His awful singing blows up your brain and you die. {{+Status|ID=A dead 10-year-old girl}} Category: +Infinity') (top)
- 14:25, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kick him in the face (Created page with 'You jump up and kick him in the face. He flies back into a pile of boxes. He gets up, ready to counter attack with his singing. *Break his jaw before he can sing *[[Let him s…') (top)
- 14:24, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Comb his fucking stupid hair (Created page with 'This really pisses him off. He counter attacks by singing. His singing is so bad that your brain explodes. {{+Status|ID=A dead 10-year-old girl}} Category: +Infinity') (top)
- 14:23, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Fight Harry Styles (Created page with 'You stand up, ready to kill this little bitch. He laughs at his challenger. Make your first move - *Kick him in the face *Comb his fucking stupid hair *[[Set him on fire]…') (top)
- 14:20, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Ignore Harrison (Created page with 'All of a sudden, One-Direction faggot Harry Styles bursts into the room and pushes the headteacher into some spikes. Uh - oh. *Fight Harry Styles *Run away like a bitch {…') (top)
- 14:17, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Go to the assembly (top)
- 14:16, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Go to the assembly (Created page with 'You go into the school assembly, naked. The headmaster is talking about boring stuff, and hasn't even noticed. Others have though. You sit down next to that one boy who has a cru…')
- 14:12, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Go to school naked (top)
- 14:09, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Ninja time! (Created page with 'NINJA TRANSFORMATION TIME! Sadly, because this is real life, attempting one of those flashy anime transformations meant your death. In that time, Tina sliced off your head with …') (top)
- 14:08, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Kick her in the face (top)
- 14:07, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Kick her in the face
- 14:07, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Kick her in the face (Created page with 'You kick Tina hard in the face and she looses her footing again. In fact, she launches backwards into a pile of random boxes. She raises a katana and charges you with it. *[[Ninj…')
- 14:04, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Counter-attack! (top)
- 14:04, 20 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Counter-attack! (Created page with 'You swerve underneath her octopi as she launches them at you and you grab her legs, pulling her to the ground. She struggles to stand. *Kick her in the face *[[Turn the octo…')
- 18:19, 14 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Wake up your sister (top)
- 18:19, 14 August 2013 (hist) (diff) N Wake up your sister (Created page with 'You slap your sister really hard across the cheek and pull back her blankets. That's when you realise her pyjama bottoms are pulled down, revealing her smooth pussy, dripping wit…')
- 20:47, 5 August 2013 (hist) (diff) Oh, I blew up a nightclub and killed some cops. (top)
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