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Kick Uncle Vernon in the knee

ShadyAnderson — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 15:28:40 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

You aim to kick Uncle Vernon in the knee but miss, and hit him in the balls. He keels over in pain, vomiting. You look down at him and chuckle, than you look up. Dudley is angrily staring you down. He says, "I am going to KILL YOU!" He comes at you

*[[Stay and fight Dudley]]

*[[Run out the back door]]

[[Category: Harry Potter]]

User:Platypus

ShadyAnderson — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 15:10:39 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

I'm an asshole who hates fun and thinks constructive edits are vandalism.

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User:Platypus

ShadyAnderson — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 07:22:19 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

I'm a contributor/editor for many of the stories on the site and a sysop. I'm something of a grammar Nazi, so try to pay attention to spelling, grammar and punctuation. To leave me a message, click on the 'discussion' tab above.

I'm also a massive cunt.

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Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Sun, 05 Oct 2014 22:52:52 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door. Why must he be so abusive? Why can't you have a better uncle to take care of you?

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick Uncle Vernon in the testicular region]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:47:17 GMT

ShadyAnderson: Edited so that one of the options makes more sense.

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder.

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick Uncle Vernon in the balls]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:44:36 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door. Why must he be so abusive? Why can't you have a better uncle to take care of you?

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick Uncle Vernon in the balls]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:43:34 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door. Why must he be so abusive? Why can't you have a better uncle to take care of you?

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick him in the balls]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:40:55 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door. Why must he be so abusive? Why can't you have a better uncle to take care of you?

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick Uncle Vernon in the balls]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:39:10 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door. Why must he be so abusive? Why can't you have a better uncle to take care of you?

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick Uncle Vernon in the knee]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]

Say you'd rather stay home

ShadyAnderson — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:38:33 GMT

ShadyAnderson:

Uncle Vernon gives you an angry, disbelieving look. "What! So you can stay home and tear the house to pieces? I don't think so!" Your uncle grabs you by the shoulder and hauls you roughly towards the door. Why must he be so abusive? Why can't you have a better uncle to take care of you?

*[[Slap his hand away]]

*[[Kick Uncle Vernon in the balls]]

*[[Go to the zoo with Dudley]]
[[Category: Harry Potter]]