Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Try running at the door again

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:06:27 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You sprint at the door and slam into it with full force again, But the door stays fully intact while you get knocked out again.

*Hours Later*

You wake up slowly, only to realize that you're still naked. Your ass feels really sore and you have a terrible taste in your mouth again. Once you fully wake up, you see that the kid is still humping away at your ass. Oh god, am I really geting raped by a 10 year old? You take it,and the kid falls asleep. you push the kid off and go over to the pile of toys and search through them, but you can't find the key.

Pay no attention to her

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:58:26 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You decide to chicken out and be a PUSSY You go find a book and check it out. and go back home. And you cant get her out of your mind, and you kill yourself for letting her go.

== YOUR DIED ==

Go to the Library

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:56:17 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

you decide to brush up on some poetry, while out of the corner of your eye you see the hottest babe ever. You MUST BANG HER

Do you:
*[[Pay no attention to her]]
*[[Go over there and sit next to her]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Civilan Clothes''|Health=100|Level=100}}
[[Category: S.W.A.T.]]

Go to the Gym

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:55:24 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You decide to hit the gym and work out for a while.

So what do you do:

*[[Bench Press]]
*[[Run on the big treadmill]]
*[[Hit the Showers]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Gym Clothes''|Health=100|Level=100}}
[[Category: S.W.A.T.]]

Go to the Gym

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:54:46 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You decide to hit the gym and work out for a while.

So what do you do:

*[[Bench Press]]
*[[Run]]
*[[Hit the Showers]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Gym Clothes''|Health=100|Level=100}}
[[Category: S.W.A.T.]]

Sleep in

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:54:09 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You decide to do the natural thing to do and sleep.

Do you:
*[[Decide you cant sleep]]
*[[sleep right away]]
*[["Help yourself to sleep"]]
{{Status|Equipment=''PJs''|Health=100|Level=100}}
[[Category: S.W.A.T]]

Sleep in

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:53:09 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You decide to do the natural thing to do and sleep.

Do you:
*[[Decide you cant sleep]]
*[[sleep]]
*[["Help yourself to sleep"]]
{{Status|Equipment=''PJs''|Health=100|Level=100}}
[[Category: S.W.A.T]]

Got to the Police Station

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:42:28 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You Decide to go to the station to get Briefed on yor next assignment. The seargent
tells you that there is 3 targets to go over. Which one do you want to go over?

Do you:
*[[The Drug Lord]]
*[[The Pedofile]]
*[[A Know Terrorist Cell]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Civilan Clothes''|Health=100|Level=100}}
[[Category:S.W.A.T.]]

S.W.A.T.

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:39:51 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You are a S.W.A.T. Agent. You are a badass and kill people.
its 9AM on Saturday what do you do?
Do you:
*[[Got to the Police Station]]
*[[Sleep in]]
*[[Go to the Gym]]
*[[Go to the Library]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Civilan Clothest''|Health=100||Level=100}}
[[Category: S.W.A.T]]

Main Page

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:39:20 GMT

Lyoncoolshane: /* No One Should Read These */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

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==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
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|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
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|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
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|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
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|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
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|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(70+ pages)
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|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
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|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
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|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
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|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
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|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
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|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
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|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
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|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
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==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
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|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
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|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
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|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
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|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
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|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
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|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
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|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
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|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
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|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
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|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
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|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
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|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
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|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
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|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
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|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
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|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
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|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
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|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
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|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
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|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
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|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
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|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
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|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
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|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
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|[[Blair Witch - Escape from Blair Woods]]||(just started)
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|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
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|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
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|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
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|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
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|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
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|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
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|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
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|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
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|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
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|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
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|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
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|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
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|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
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|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
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|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
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|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
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|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
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|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
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|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
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|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
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|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
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|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
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|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
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|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
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==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
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|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
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|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
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|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
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|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
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|[[Rampage]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(6700+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
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==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
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==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)

[[Category: System Pages]]

Blackmail/Attempt a naked escape from the mall

Lyoncoolshane — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:20:15 GMT

Lyoncoolshane:

You run out the door, your moist vagina squeaking, your boobs bouncing on your chest. People point atnd stare at you, and laugh as the two officers run after you.Your waist is still bare and you feel like crying, because you're exposed and you have just technically been raped. A tear soaks your eye and you trip. The two officers lift your nakedness up and start to carry you back to the security wing. They handcuff you to the table bent over and leaves you in the room, with the door open. The Gaurd comes in and says "well well well what do we have here?" Then the Security Gaurd walks over and kills you

== YOU ARE DEAD ==