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Cry like the pussy you're grandpa always told you that you were

GuessWhatNobodyCares — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 08:05:13 GMT

GuessWhatNobodyCares: Created page with 'You begin to cry. Seeing this, the witch troll takes her chance to come behind you and... hug you? "My sweet boy, tell grannie what's troubling you..." What? Is this lady going…'

You begin to cry. Seeing this, the witch troll takes her chance to come behind you and... hug you?

"My sweet boy, tell grannie what's troubling you..."

What? Is this lady going to really listen to your troubles? Not that she would understand them or you, because nobody could ever understand your complicated self. But maybe... maybe you could try to open up to this kind stranger and-

Something hard is now poking into your back. Fuck, she has a dick. Grannie Witch Troll is actually a dude. And the entire time s/he was pretending to console you, s/he was actually cutting open the back of those oh too constricting skinny jeans with his/her long ass fingernails.

Fuck.

*[[Try to run away again, but actually do a good job of it this time]]
*[[Just give in. You are a pussy after all, and pussies get fucked]]
*[[Do a sweet air guitar solo]]
*[[Bite his cock off and make grandpa proud]]

{{HSTemplate|Health=85|Status= Non-Conformist|Gender=Male|Social Group= Emo|Boyfriend/Girlfriend= Witch Dick |Equipment= Self-Loathing}}
[[Category: High School| High School]]

Over the river and through the woods(M emo)

GuessWhatNobodyCares — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 07:38:47 GMT

GuessWhatNobodyCares:

You decide to take the most ridiculous path to school because fuck that conformist sidewalk that leads you straight there. While riding there, one of your $80 dollar black sneakers that your total bitch conformist mom bought you falls off and rolls in a ditch. You get off your bike and walk over to the ditch and are surprised to be greeted by the shoe troll.

She tells you that your lack of muscle tone and thick eyeliner are simply too irresistible; she can't control herself! Before you can run away, her long slimy arm reaches out and grabs at your Nickleback shirt, pulling you farther into the ditch with her.

She begins to grab at your skinny jeans, finding them nearly impossible to force off of you. Thanks Hot Topic! While she struggles with your pants, you manage to fight her off. You run out of the ditch, but shit! You forgot your shoe!

You...

*[[Turn around to duel with the witch troll]]
*[[Run away, your stupid mom can just buy you some more shoes]]
*[[Start doing a sweet air guitar solo]]
*[[Cry like the pussy you're grandpa always told you that you were]]

{{HSTemplate|Health=100|Status= Non-Conformist|Gender=Male|Social Group= Emo|Boyfriend/Girlfriend= Witch Troll? |Equipment= Your other shoe}}
[[Category: High School| High School]]

Over the river and through the woods(M emo)

GuessWhatNobodyCares — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 07:38:14 GMT

GuessWhatNobodyCares: Created page with 'You decide to take the most ridiculous path to school because fuck that conformist sidewalk that leads you straight there. While riding there, one of your $80 dollar black sneake…'

You decide to take the most ridiculous path to school because fuck that conformist sidewalk that leads you straight there. While riding there, one of your $80 dollar black sneakers that your total bitch conformist mom bought you falls off and rolls in a ditch. You get off your bike and walk over to the ditch and are surprised to be greeted by the shoe troll.

She tells you that your lack of muscle tone and thick eyeliner are simply too irresistible; she can't control herself! Before you can run away, her long slimy arm reaches out and grabs at your Nickleback shirt, pulling you farther into the ditch with her.

She begins to grab at your skinny jeans, finding them nearly impossible to force off of you. Thanks Hot Topic! While she struggles with your pants, you manage to fight her off. You run out of the ditch, but shit! You forgot your shoe!

You...

*[[Turn around to duel with the witch troll]]
*[[Run away, your stupid mom can just buy you some more shoes]]
*[[Start doing a sweet air guitar solo]]
*[[Cry like the pussy you're grandpa always told you that you were]]

{{HSTemplate|Health=100|Status= Non-Conformist|Gender=Male|Social Group= Emo|Boyfriend/Girlfriend= With Troll? Mmmm |Equipment= Your other shoe}}
[[Category: High School| High School]]

Punk(m)

GuessWhatNobodyCares — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:27:43 GMT

GuessWhatNobodyCares:

You get up for school and get dressed. You eat breakfast and get your iPod, backpack, and lunch, and head out the door.

How do you get to school?

Do you:
*[[Walk(M Punk)|Walk]]
*[[Take the bus(M Punk)|Take the bus]]
*[[Take your car(M Punk)|Take your car]]
*[[Ride your bike(M Punk)|Ride your bike]]
*[[Skip school you will do what you want]]
{{HSTemplate|Health=100|Status=|Gender=Male|Social Group=Punk|Boyfriend/Girlfriend=|Equipment=Walkman, backpack, lunch}}
[[Category: High School]]

Sex addict (m)

GuessWhatNobodyCares — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:22:38 GMT

GuessWhatNobodyCares:

You are a sex addict. You erect every time you see your crush, and you had sex with many girls.<br>
You need to go to school!
Do you:

* [[Walk to school]]
* [[Ride a bike]]
* [[Take the bus]]

{{HSTemplate|Health=100|Status=|Gender=Male|Social Group=Sex addict|Boyfriend/Girlfriend=N/A|Equipment=None}}

[[Category: High School]]