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User talk:Platypus3

2008-05-03T23:34:31Z

Platypus3:

If you thought you could block Platypus2, I'm back, and I'm just as badass! The more you block me, the more accounts I will make and the more spam I will spread.

If you're willing to post appropriate pages, then you're welcome to stay. But don't start off by making threats. I do not take kindly to threats or spam. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 14:50, 3 May 2008 (EDT)

Sorry Platypus, I kinda acted like a jerk, i dont like spam anymore.

User:Platypus3

2008-05-03T23:33:52Z

Platypus3:

I used to bethe master of shitty spam!!! WAHOO!

I am really Platypus2, but my account got blocked.

I came back here as a new person. I dont like spam anymore. I am now adding more to "Band-Forming Thing." Its a really good, funny c.y.o.a., but whoever made it just abandoned it. I'm trying to bring it back!

Just go through the trial

2008-05-03T23:31:56Z

Platypus3:

You go through the trial and leave becuase your declared innocent. But since Little Jimmy died, the band broke up, so you just work at Burger King. Hey, its not that bad! Its better than 90% of the endings in this c.y.o.a.!

The End.

Curse

2008-05-03T23:29:58Z

Platypus3:

You curse. "Cunt, Piss, Damn, Fuck, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Dick, Fart, Turd, and Twat!" you scream.

Blink-182 sues you for ripping off their song "Family Reunion." Out of money, you die and go to hell, where Satan tortures your soul!

The End.

Curse

2008-05-03T23:29:46Z

Platypus3:

The judge

2008-05-03T23:26:57Z

Platypus3:

Mr. Humphrey does not like to be touched.

He takes out his rocket launcher and friggin blows you away!

The End.

The judge

2008-05-03T23:26:41Z

Platypus3:

Mr. Humphrey does not like to be touched.

He takes out his rocket launcher and friggin blows you away!

The dancing lobsters

2008-05-03T23:25:50Z

Platypus3:

You touch the Dancing Lobsters. Reflixley, they pinch back. They rip off your penis, and you become a lady. You end up being the mother of five-hundred children. Whore.

The End.

The horny old lady

2008-05-03T23:24:02Z

Platypus3:

You touch that old bitch. But you touch her too much, and she dies. Then, the judge senteces to a lifetime in prison. Your musical career is over. At least you got laid.

The baby

2008-05-03T23:22:53Z

Platypus3:

FUCK YOU MICHEAL JACKSON! STOP MOLESTING CHILDREN! FAG!

The End.

Touch everyone in the court

2008-05-03T23:22:22Z

Platypus3:

You start to touch people innappropriately! Who do you touch??

*[[The baby]]
*[[The horny old lady]]
*[[The judge]]
*[[The dancing lobsters]]

Kill everyone in the court

2008-05-03T23:21:04Z

Platypus3:

You shoot everyone in the court. They send in Chuck Norris, who rips out your balls, killing you. You end up making handbags. Do they match my eyes?

The End.

Join Blast From The Past, a classic rock revival group

2008-05-03T23:20:14Z

Platypus3:

The Blast from the Past forms as a cover band. But you are bored, so you take drugs with Little Jimmy, the lead guitarist. Little Jimmy overdoses and dies! You are accused of murder and put on trial! Damn, man! Now youre in court! OOOH! maybe your drumming career will be over.

*[[Kill everyone in the court]]
*[[Touch everyone in the court]]
*[[Curse]]
*[[Just go through the trial]]

User talk:Platypus

2008-05-03T16:06:40Z

Platypus3:

Thanks for fixing the coding in my template.--[[User:Zinger2099|Zinger2099]]

I found some bs links I guess the spammer left, and deleted them. Sadly, the spammer deleted all the rated R stories, and I'm not sure how to bring them back. Might want to look into this.--[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Well, he said he was leaving. Looks like we might be safe.--[[User:Guardian Angel|Guardian Angel]] 18:33, 22 February 2007 (EST)

Need help deleating the 1s? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I can;t find where to deleat a page.

Do you have a feeling that Decimus Callilaus (or whatever his name is) was actually Gauis Fleminus and managed to change his IP address or something? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

There's another Roman vandal. Right now, I'm sure that it's either Gaius or a group of vandals that know him. Congrats on blocking him before he destroyed the site! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

I wish there was a way to like block all users with Roman names so that the Roman vandals can't come on anymore! It's a good thing Robkohr gave us those powers! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

What is that 70. whatever user doing? He's filling up the entire page with stories he hasen't even started!? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Does the Tredguard's Treasure quest really belong in Normal stories? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Sorry, I guess I'm just lazy and don't proofread my edits. Won't happen again. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Exeuse me? What did you say I messed up? I know I neede to proofread my sections of Cusader, but I have no clue what the other thing you mentioned. ''sexy smutt romp''? I don't understand. [[User:Lucky numbers|Lucky numbers]]

Frankly, I'm getting confused of all the 68. members. I just blocked one, and another shows up and starts editing the same page, with the same warnings that the user I blocked had. I am just confused! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

It's like a cult of Secret Island people, who save-edit-save-edit etc. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Thanks for saving Boromir's Quest from the link spammer. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Olay, thanks! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Do you have any idea what is going on with Boromir's Quest? Every time I try to make a new page, it takes me to this stupid page which makes my type in a word before I can continue. Do you know what this is? [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]
== Categories- ==

*They make it easier to determine what story a page belongs to when the page is viewed out of context.

*They make it easier to determine how many pages belong to a given story.

Having unique templates for stories delivers both advantages... both there's nothing wrong with categorizing the pages as well, if you really want to do all that work. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:49, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks. I don't really mind the work, because, for the most part, adding a category to the template will add each page to that category to. Personally, I think it'll also help to organize the wiki a bit, so that we don't just have pages with names that are meaningless without the rest of the story. But that's just me. — [[User:LastUserNameEver|LastUserNameEver]] 21:55, 15 March 2007 (EST)

Categories are not needed for Kitty in the Window or any adventure with a unique status bar. They already basically have a category all to themselves! [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

==Pictures==

Just trying to help, that's all. Most of the pix are Wikipedia pic anyhow....I'm trying to keep everything copyright-safe. [[User:204.52.215.13|204.52.215.13]] 17:49, 26 March 2007 (EST)

==Logo==
Hi! I am creating my own wiki. However, I do not know how to upload my logo on to this site. Please help! You can catch me on the main site (you know [EditThis.info]) as Sportman2. PLease leave a message there. Please help!--[[User:208.102.116.51|208.102.116.51]] 16:58, 28 March 2007 (EST)

==Rabbit Hole==
Hey! You completely rock! Thanks for all the help making the story look great! I'm still a little new when it comes to all this, but with your help, I'd have to say I'm very proud of how this story is starting out!
HAIL ERIS!! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Oh, I LOVE the flipped Chao and the colored box. Super cool stuff. This whole Rabbit Hole thing is getting deeper and deeper every day! --[[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

Ya,sry bout that...I deal with getting users to do that.May I ask why the categories arn't integrated with the template?[[User:Shazlin|Shazlin]] 23:24, 19 June 2007 (EDT)
== [[Darkened Hope]] ==
Please add it to R-rated stories. --09:14, 21 June 2007 (EDT)
:Thanks for the speedy service. I'm working on it. --09:26, 21 June 2007 (EDT)

What version of MediaWiki is this then?[[User:Shazlin]] 23:57, 22 June 2007 (EDT)

Seems to be 1.5[[User:Shazlin]] 00:21, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

== My CYOA ==

I want to put [[Ectoplasm]] in the General Category.[[User:Mr. Giga|Mr. Giga]] 04:23, 23 June 2007 (EDT)

Hey Platypus, I'm kind of wanting to write my own story now, front page in the 18+ section, could you help me out? Oh, and is there some way to put it on there and work on it while keeping it locked from other people (until I'm finished or have a decent start on it) Thanks. --[[User:Ashogo|Ashogo]]

== sysop ==

Hi Platypus,

You have been a great user on the system and I have given you sysop rights. This means that you can block users that are vandals on the system. If you would like to look up a user's IP address go to the Control Panel and use the tool there. Then go to special pages to go to the block IP form. Please use this feature sparingly. Blocks should only be used for users that are trying to destroy the site and not to censor content.

Thanks,<br>
--[[User:RobKohr|RobKohr]] 03:03, 25 February 2007 (EST)

*Sometimes after you submit it takes you to an "create a wiki page". That is just a problem with the redirect and the block did work.
*Fruitbat is another user that I granted rights on
*I have already blocked Gaius

Thanks for the tip [[User:Rickyrab|Rickyrab]] 18:21, 22 March 2007 (EST)

Thanks for hooking up the Rabbit Hole! I've started some of the basic begginnings of it, and will be working on it a ton over the weekend. Feel free to correct my spelling, make it funnier, add new things, whatever. After this weekend, when I'm happy with it, I'm going to start advertising it amongst my regular Discordian channels, and inviting everyone to play along. My hope is that someday it has more pages than the Smutty Sex thingy.. [[User:Olboyfloats|Olboyfloats]]

hey platypus i would like to move tree of doom to the 18+rated section but i dont know how, can you help me?

Hi Platypus

Thanks for letting me know about the health bars & such. Hope I'm not creating too much work for you when I forget them occasionally.

About the Hitchhikers Guide problem - so, are ALL of these stories interlinked?

Canary8623

Thanks for the explination. Did that story you were editing have unuploaded images as well? It must have. [[User:Fruitbat|Fruitbat]]

Hi Platypus

Thanks for giving me that info many thanks! Well im a newby but im learning... p.s can you get flash animations onto your stories etc.

Vokesy

==Death to perversion==

Your empire of perversion is at an end! Go post your porn on a porn site, and let this wiki become a Choose-your-own Adventure Wiki, not a place for sick idiots such as yourself to masturbate!

Death to perversion! Let logic reign!

--[[User:Imperator Romanum|Imperator Romanum]] 17:31, 26 November 2007 (EST)

Get a life, loser. And try making your own site with stories you like instead of trying to trash our site. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:23, 26 November 2007 (EST)
*If this wiki uses an up-to-date version of MediaWiki, you should be able to rollback pages directly from a user's list of contributions, which should be a little faster. --[[User:Camper9|Camper9]] 20:30, 29 November 2007 (EST)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for adding in the status bar. I wasn't sure how to do that, but once I saw how you added them in, I figured it out rather quickly.
-Kliesh

== Stop Deleting My Stuff ==

The adult section has no limits. Although I know you hate sex on this site and profanity...DEAL WITH IT!!!!

dude youre a hipocrite, you complain that sex and profanity are bad, then you write 5,200 pages of the smutty sex romp!!!!! fag!!!
== Stop ==

can you stop making articles off of other's works please it does get anoying[[User:Civilwar|Civilwar]] 16:15, 26 January 2008 (EST)

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Hey guy, i apologize for doing so poorly. i havn't done any of these before. but i was trying. i have attempted two stories, both of which i have sucked at (lol)

i was about to begin a new one, one that didnt suck so badly. if you can remove my other ones ("violence") than please do. i don't know how to.

thanks.

-kieferirvine

Is there any special code language that I have to/ought to know? I tried editing/adding a few pages to University Daze and accidentally broke ''at least'' two links. :(

Is there an easy way to get to a page that gives some sort of tutorial on how all this works? I'm by no means a computer guru. Honestly, I'm rather clueless. Any help would be appreciated.

Hey, thanks for editing my edits...or however you quite say that....^^. I don't know how to post links to different options, so if someone could tell me that would really help! :D -Funnymuffin

== Platypus ==

Can you help me and tell me how to put/make a story on this site? I would really like it if you could. I made sure that this message was spelled correct to please you. I need your help.

==Band text adventure==

<i> Hello, platypus, Im Squibots2 , I created the text adventure called Band forming thing. I need some help. Lately, its been getting edgier and edgier. I dont want it deleted, but i dont know how to move it. do you think you can move it to R or 18+ so i have less limitations?? please?? </i>

== Help Out a Newbie? ==

Hola!

Hey, I'm trying to figure out how to add locations to the status bar..I'm sure it's ridiculously easy, but I'm afraid it's a little beyond my grasp. Could you help me out?

== Platypus2 ==

Hey, remember me? I'm Platypus2! I'm back with a new account called Platypus3. Don't worry, I haven't spammed anyone so far. I just wanted to warn you that blocking me will just make me come back with a new account. Look, I'm sorry for all the spam I posted. I was just pissed that you deleted my contributions to "Teenager." I know they were innapropriate, but they added a hilarious edge to the story. I made it much better. You should have got the guy who made Teenager's opinion before deleting it. I'm sure he would have thought it better! C'mon, man! I promise not to spam if you wont delete any funny contributions I make. I'm offering a truce.

User:Platypus3

2008-05-03T15:59:00Z

Platypus3:

I'm the master of shitty spam!!! WAHOO!

I am really Platypus2, but my account got blocked.

User talk:Platypus3

2008-05-03T15:58:34Z

Platypus3:

If you thought you could block Platypus2, I'm back, and I'm just as badass! The more you block me, the more accounts I will make and the more spam I will spread.

User:Platypus3

2008-05-03T15:57:41Z

Platypus3:

I'm the master of shitty spam!!! WAHOO!

User:Platypus3

2008-05-03T15:57:11Z

Platypus3:

I am really just Platypus2, but my account got blocked by a shithead.