Say, "I would like to see you try!"

From Create Your Own Story

While Dudley is busy poking you with the Smelting stick, you are busy dancing the limbo. "Well, you think you're such a ruddy genius!" shouts Uncle Vernon. He grabs the Smelting stick from Dudley.

• Run away!!

• Close your eyes and pray

• Put your fists up and say, "Dude, you wanna fight?"