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Part the First: In the Beginning, There Was the Word

Okay, so we're outside the shoddily-maintained, squalid little shack you call a home.


> Yep. Listen, these chicks better be smokin' hot, else I'll come at you like a mighty hawk.


No time for that, there are things you must know...


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> Like what? And I thought this was supposed to be a Choose Your Own Adventure game? It's just a load of subpar humour!


Shh. I was leaving a dramatic pause. And don't start, the writer's got a headache. But the point I was trying to make before I was so rudely interrupted was...you are the Chosen One.


Action!


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