Ashley

From Create Your Own Story

YOU: It... It was Ashley. Maybe it was something her simple, homespun stories about how someone tried to have sex with her sister, and how her sister beat the guy up... or her racist stories about aliens... or her stories about how her grandpa surrendered to an alien this one time... or her face...

You pause.

YOU: Actually, I have no idea why I did it with Ashley. But I was looking for the achievement, and there she was. So I nailed her.

JACOB: Boo-yah!

You high five.

JACOB: Hahaha, but yeah, it doesn't actually make any difference.

YOU: What? What do you mean?

JACOB: Well, Ashley just acts like a jerk when you meet her- then I think she sends you an email about it. That's about it.

YOU: Huh. Well, whatever.

JACOB: Ok, last question. Who'd you leave to die on Virmire?

YOU: Um... No duh?

JACOB: Well, yeah, obviously, but just for the record.

You say:

• Kaiden
• Ashley