Rebels: Zeb Orrelios
From Create Your Own Story
You wake up in your bed on the Ghost. The first thing you notice is your 12 inch fuckstick standing at full attention through your pants. You have a few options I suppose. Sabine has helped you out in the past, assuming she isn't out doing something. Hera isn't typically one to run errands, so she should be around to try your luck with. Ezra's still asleep so you could risk it and fuck him in his sleep or while this isn't the best option, you could just rub one out right here and go unnoticed.
So, what are you gonna do about this bad boy?